h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll just be staying, then.

*snickers as much cooking of hearts takes place*

That is, what little blackened hearts you have anyway...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not HANS*N!!

I'll get you for this NYC!!

*Thinks for a moment and whimpering changes the music at the controls.*

Well, Fish you havewhat it takes, but I gotta tell you, that NYC guy is _way_ more evil than you, not even you would stoop to using Hans*n as a weapon.

*Cackles as she has an evil thought*

Just for you Fish

*Puts Steps on*

steps?

*is starting to get rather angry*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*turns the music back to hanson, then puts up a shield around the controls that protects it from mind control, telekinesis, and anything else that could cause the music to be changed*

Okay thats it. I cannot stand Hanson. When I joined this forum it was on the understanding that the music was Wierd Al Yankovic stuff. So while this may mean I have to start my time again I do not care.

*Hurls a fireball at the speaker which is not covered by the forcefield, and a deathly silence fills the room. Then the speaker reforms out of the ashes and continues to play MMMbop*

NOOO NOOO whats happening? You have invunerable speakers? AAAAaaargh

Oh well I guess I wont be restarting.

*Sits back while his head exploed and his heart slowly begins to cook*

Typical.

*concentrates on the air above her head in an effert to ignore Hanson.*

*Becomes hypnotised by the mind-numbing 'song'*

okay, I've had my fun.

*NYC changes the music back to Weird Al*

and now I make use of the exit...

[NYC opens the door, to find a silhouette with glowing red eyes. It's a silhouette, by the way, because of the darkness of the room. A cooly modulated voice with an aura of power cuts through the darkness]

May I come in?

by all means.

*NYC opens the door to the initiation room, and closes it after Lord Byancbaldich makes it in*

I guess I'll stay a bit longer.

*looks for more controls*

in the control booth? or the initiation chamber?

never mind. darn simulposts.

oh, and try not to knock over the *CRASH* fishbowl...

oh well...

*staggers in, just had too many gargle blasters at the forum & firkin*

May I join?

*falls into a heap on the floor*

what a good turnout this turned out to be...

*tosses another ugly heap into the chamber, the others wince at the smell of gargle-blaster in the corrupt one's breath*

*Flops around on the floor for a while*

*Remembers his powers and reforms the fishbowl back onto the shelf like it was before it fell*

Look where you're going you fools! When I am Grand Vizier I will have people executed for that!

i wouldn't get to uppity, fishy. you aren't elected yet...

RedFish! One more word outta you and I'll turn on Britney Spears!

*all other would-be villians in the chamber give evil stares in the general direction of redfish*

*shudders at the thought of the Plastic Pop Princess*

I would thorougly dislike to ... compromise my potential status.

aaaaiiiieeeeee no no anything but Britney Spears!!

ok ok ok I will be good, I promise... now, please, give me the CD? or burn it? something????

*hides at the bottom of his fishbowl*