h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, whenever you get a hero fished, double fished or triple fished. post the name of the hero in this forum so we can get tally everything up. http://www.h2g2.com/F39392?thread=61506&post=452553

I just put up a list of all the heroes and villians on my site, ...so just click my name to see.

Vestboy, Uncle Heavy, Tom Collins, and Possum are all down, Siren only needs one more and Larj Parz and Afgncaap5(The good version) I think need two but I don't remember anymore, any way the second you see this post some fishes, maybe we can freeze everyone! NYC student's got the list if you haven't posted on those villains forums, you can find them there. Good work all!

BTW: Possum has two forums and on one of them we are two fishes away from a *quadruple* fish! I don't know if that forum actually counts but go to it anyway.

~Is already sitting on the chair in your apt. when you enter the room, and talks after he has sufficantly scared the bejesus outta you~

I seek admitance to STUMPED. Why should you let me in you ask? Well I'm evil for one. I have many quilifacations. Extensive weapons training in both melee weapons and firearms. A vast knowledge of Thaumaturgy (aka evil vampyre blood magik), and various vampire skills such as, accellerated healing, night-vision, increased strength, speed and senses. Also i have a sufficant knowledge of psionic disaplines such as PK, Telepathy, and some others. Plus I have an almost frightning amount knowledge about Vampires, Poe, and greek/roman mythology. As for my evilness. Come on I'm an evil half-vampire. And my name is an allusion to Poe. That should be more than enough for anyone. Also I think its not fair that villans always lose in TV. We should inact equality laws to protect villans from explotation. Not that "WE" would follow them and let the heros win but thats beside and and a little up from the point. ~Grins at the game of evil twister and sets a mouse loose on the canvas, then laughs maniacly~

~Appears back in your chair right before your about to sit in it~
Ok umm opps I had posted this before I saw the other 300 or so posts that came after the twister ones so just forget that last line there. I am ready to enter the ISO chamber but I can't gaurrantee that I wont come out even more insane than I am now.

-Iceraven leaves all your ice cube trays out so that the cubes melt and you have no ice when you need it. Muhahahhahahahahah...haha

*looks at melted icecubes*

Oooooo, you are evil. Just our type! Welcome. The second initiation should begin soon, but you can start fishing immediately.

Affy - perhaps you should start a thread for the second initiation, where those being initiated can writhe and scream without disturbing anyone. And no one should get on the main page until they have undergone the initiation.

Okay, all you new recruits. A thread has been prepared for you initiation. Go to here: http://www.h2g2.com/F39392?thread=61879&post=455233?latest=1

[Abruptly, the door slams open, and someone who appears to be Darth Vader (with a black tie in addition to all the black, mechanical finery) stomps in, breathing heavily. The breathing sounds raspy, and abruptly he flips the mask part up, revealing a face identical to that of the Jedi Knight YK]

[pant, pant] I can't breathe in that thing! [pant, pant] I have /got/ to get the dust filter replaced! [pant, pant]

[abruptly stops panting] So, can I join?

*gives a funny look to iceraven*
shouldn't you be irritating the superheroes instead of the supervillains? anyways, you sound like you've got some cool powers. welcome. and welcome to Darth Y2K as well...

The Ice Cube tray thing was just to prove my evilness luv. And I have been annoying the super-hero's. Infact I just sent another salvo of heat-seeking fishmissles towards Siren.

Quickly people as soon as you see this go fish possum at this link all he needs is two more fishes and then every hero is frozen http://www.h2g2.com/F35023?thread=58748 I think this is the real one the other forum just seems to be ignored by the superheroes. and he's triple fished and on his way to a quadruple there anyway

aaah, i see. well done then. you seem like a very evil supervillain... just like me!!! so welcome, you've come to the right place!

Hail the supervillains!! Break out the champagne, we've fished every hero! Here's the current stats as far as I see them.

Siren - double fished
Afgncaap5(The Good One) - double fished, 1/3 triple
Larj Parz - double fished, 1/3 triple
Tom Collins - fished, 1/3 double
Possum1 - fished
Uncle Heavy - fished
Vestboy - fished
Possum2 - triple fished, 1/3 quadruple*

*May not be a real Super Battle Forum

Good work troops, we've succesfully assaulted 7 superheroes. I don't think there are anymore currently so we've got clear sailing for a while.

What about YK, the Jedi I was cloned from? If anyone's a threat, it's him.

there's a new superzero that's running around freeing everyone! here's her battle forum, i posted it on her page but i'm not sure if she has noticed yet. http://www.h2g2.com/F47282?thread=62037&post=456556 quick! rapido! tout de suite and all that stuff.....

These heroes. Every time you get them all taken down another one pops out of the woodwork. Let's take these losers out... again...

Don't worry. Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

well, miss Loose Elastic (Lucy Lastick for those who didn't get it immediately) has been thrice fished, but who knows how long it will stay that way...

Ummm. I appear to be frozen. Bugger.

Pity. These new heroes are becoming a nuisance. I've been absent for a while, so I'm just about to check all of these other forums, etc.