h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, you want a fight, do you? Alright Uncle Heavy, I'll give you the most bloody gruesome violent battle on can get typing at a computer... BTW, my battle forum's at http://www.h2g2.com/F43499?thread=58866

I'm engaged in combat with one Chrome101, with the H2G2 police force. He's not exactly a superhero, but he's a good detective, and quite the fighter. I just blew him up. Of course, he blew me up in another thread, so, we're even.

Greetings mortals.

I am Brian Damage: Master of the 23rd dimension, commiter of many a foul deed and ruler of minions of Alcrytaar V. So there. I have seen that we share the common cause of eliminating all that is good from this Universe and have therefore come to join you in your task.
My powers will prove useful in our goal. They include the ability to call down my minions from Alcrytaar and smother those who stand in my way. I also have special vision which allows me to see through any material as long as it's tissue paper and only a millimetre thick. Impressive as this is, I have been known to see through two inches of the very same material. I must, however, confess that it was a rainy day. Amongst my qualifications is a PHD fro Evil University. I am also very proud of my sizeable afro which has been know to devour entire African nations.

Who you callin' motral? The Krylma Leader has existed through centuries with the uses of alchemical and biological experiments.

BTW, are you truly new to H2G2, or are you one of the many "alter egos" which are becoming so popular? I went to your page and found it odd that we were the first forum you found. Just out of curiosity.

Anyway, I think you can join. I don't see any reason why not.

Cheers mate. Yes I am new to h2g2. I was introduced to this cool site by a friend and was subsequently shown STUMPED the concept of which I find very cool.
Thanks again.

Well. welcome aboard. BTW, I like your name.

Have you read about the rules of battle with the super heroes? If so, there is still a battle going on the like that Darth Noir posted a few posts ago. I just fished him again. If you want to join in, put a fish on that forum ( type the characters >< > without the space).

Welcome aboard, Brain Damage. We who are really Rotten salute you!

I thank you for your warm welcome. I can understand your mistake but let me point out that my name is in fact a cunning play on words that some have understood and my name (or at least my character's name) is in fact Brian. I thank you again. Can I suggest a joint attack on a member of CHOPPERS in the near future? If we arrange a time we can fish someone effectively.

Thanks again.

I thank you for your warm welcome. I can understand your mistake but let me point out that my name is in fact a cunning play on words that some have understood and my name (or at least my character's name) is in fact Brian. I thank you again. Can I suggest a joint attack on a member of CHOPPERS in the near future? If we arrange a time we can fish someone effectively.

Thanks again.

...and again. Can someone get rid of the duplicate message that I posted here. While I'm here I may as well apologize for the poor quality of my previous entrty.

Bugger. Got it wrong it should be

Oh! That is clever. Brian Damage. The double posting can't be helped. It happens every once in a while. And some people even post backwards fish on purpose!

*Materialises in the midst of the villains hide-out in a cloud of twinkly special affects*

Masque. Evil as you may be, you don't have a superbattle forum. Which is bad. but not in an evil way. Methinks hyou are scared.

Chuckling isreserved strictly for the evil characters. Doing so does not exactly confirm your goodliness.

I can tell you that you will not have the last laugh...



hah hah hah mwuh hah hah hah...really should stop smoking.

Not really.

*Rushes up with a fire extinguisher and sprays BD.* There. That should take care of your smoking. Hope you weren't burned. Now, go out and do some fishing! There are lots of forums on the go - check out Uncle Heavy's page, or Vestboys. Hmmmm. I wonder if possum has been fished yet. Just a minute and I'll check... Nope. But he has now :-P Go fish him, evil ones http://www.h2g2.com/F34850?thread=59724&post=439163

Go seek out the superbattle forums my evil fishing friends for I have left some surprises for our enemies from CHOPPERS. We are currently down to the Superheroes 4:2 so get fishing.

I do not wish to complain becuse, after all, I was generously welcomed to this site only very recently, but I was wondering if I could have a mention on the S.T.U.M.P.E.D page. I am not currently crying my eyes out at present seeing as I am an evil supervillain but it would be .. well ... nice. No rush.

hello fellow evil superbeings. heh heh heh. S.T.U.M.P.E.D seems to have a very small membership so far. perhaps you would be interested in a slightly-demented-but-otherwise-insane-and-evil female? well, i must be off, i have to go torture some people with incessant instant messages. i leave you with this: evil should never look this good.

We're always interested. I think Afgncaap5, our fearless leader, is off for the week. But welcome aboard.

I think I misunderstand the rules for the game. I thought the goodguys were supposed to come on my page and post a superbattle forum and see if I noticed. If I didn't notice in time, I'd been fished. If I started the forum on my own page, they I'd know much sooner that I'd been fished, because I'd see the reply! Did I get something wrong here? What does Uncle Heavy mean that I'm scared? I fear only nuclear war and carnies.

~Red.

By the way. All STUMPED villains should report to http://www.h2g2.com/a329014 so that they can get their names in the Rogue's Gallery.