h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Wheels in a full ballot box, double checking that the timelock's set correctly, with the others arriving tomorrow evening*

*A truck arrives filled with ,, softdrink and food*

*A second truck arrives with a giant bottle of gin labelled "Property of Croz, three day supply" *

Gosh, thanks, I'm famished Winning an election is hard work.
We are winning, right?

A very large tanker arrives laden with <vodka&vimto> followed by a Reliant Robin full of sherry

*fords stumbles in with the Duty Free*

Did someone say party? *hic*

shouldn't tha both be busy on the hustings?

'ave a 'ollands Meat & Potato Pie & a <vodka&vimto> to fortify thee

I'll pass on the pie but I'll have one of them there vodka and Vimtos!

*A Churchill dog hot air baloon appears on the horizon and sweeps in neatly dropping the yellow badgerine down *gets out of the badgerine and gets the baders to unload the 'gear'

*Sits on a ricketty wooden folding chair in a calm corner and whistles a happy tune. Air of quiet confidence, though not of chicken-counting smugness*

* arrives from Dragonhouse with two magnificient dragon sized thrones*

*arrives via an open skylight wearing an overly-sized rossette*

*Arrives with several crates of beer a dictaphone, camera, a badge that says press and a face that says "I drew the short straw"*

*plonks himself down in the middle of the floor wearing his "this is not a mad-take-over-scheme" Party badge*

Well, I may be likely to lose, but it was the taking part that counted

* prepares foggy *

*sits quietly in a corner, sipping and waiting for something to happen*

(Wanders around closely watching the count and munching )

Was that a concession speech, Jack?

Concession? No, it sounded full-price to me.

I'd just like to say that rumours of rumours, have greatly exagerated the positions, and not necessarily entirely negated themselves from procedings, but that we are, as I'm sure all teh other candidates are, pleased greatly to be in such a position as to be here today on the day of the offical count, and hoping as I'm sure do our fellow candidates, that no ill practise or malvoting has occured during this election. *makes a vodka smoothy for breckfast

blah blah blah....

* squeezes big vodka drenched lemon into 2legs mouth*

*drinks mor eof the vodka smoothy.... ooo nearly time for lunchtime beer

Arrives in a big pink n purple flowery van