A Conversation for The Concert and Ballot Counting Room

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Post 1

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

*grabs mop & bucket & starts to clean up after the last party*


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Post 2

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

*Turns up in old overalls with a blowtorch in one hand and a scraper in't tother*

'Appen tha'll want t'paintwork cleaned up then.


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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

aye lad, t'ale's in fridge int'kitchen when tha needs un

smiley - cheers


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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Nay lass - smiley - tea while I'm workin, smiley - ale after smiley - biggrin

Weer's t'kettle?


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Bagpuss

*wheels in a boiler and a large bottle of gas*

This should keep us going for a bit.


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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

*brews smiley - tea*

Just let that mash a while smiley - smiley

How're you coming along wi paint stripping?


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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Gradely smiley - biggrin


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Bagpuss

*wedges crowbar under a stubborn piece of carpet*

Ten sugars for me, Granny.


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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

*shovels sugar into smiley - tea & jumps up and down on the crowbar handle* Reckon we'll need industrial strength solvent to get that up smiley - yikes


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Post 10

Bagpuss



Nah, I reckon t'floorboard's cracking.


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Post 11

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Industrial strength solvent? No need - jus' mash the tea twice as strong smiley - tongueout


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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Well this lot's bin brewing for three days, let's see if this works...

*empties tea urn over the stuck-on carpet*


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Post 13

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Ey oop, I've just realised the count's on Friday, better make haste wi' paint smiley - yikes


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Post 14

Zak T Duck

What's that multicoloured puddle in the middle of the floor?


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Zak T Duck

Ah ignore me it's just the remenants of the carpet. Thast tea's worked wonders smiley - smiley


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Post 16

Zak T Duck

Eeh this is looking great!

*Does a soundcheck on the PA system*


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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

*suddenly remembers t'PA's still set from the last rehearsal of Granny & the Heavy Metal Headbangers*

Watch the windows smiley - yikes


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Post 18

Bagpuss

I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I THINK I HURT MY EARS!


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Post 19

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

*fights her way through the feedback & turns PA down from 12 to 5*

That's better smiley - laugh eeeeh Croz, what's tha doing plastered against t'wall like that?


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Post 20

Zak T Duck

smiley - titsmiley - starsmiley - tit
smiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - headhurts

Yes mum I'm just packing my satchel.


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