A Conversation for The Concert and Ballot Counting Room
The Big Count and Election Party!
Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Oct 7, 2005
*waits patiently but with one eye on the clock*
The Big Count and Election Party!
redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Oct 7, 2005
That 
is a sign I think! but of what?
Is it a potillo ?
The Big Count and Election Party!
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Oct 7, 2005
>>. Brand new curtains, in a beautiful shade of goo with alabaster edging,<< - do we atleast have a brunel carpet ?
The Big Count and Election Party!
Bagpuss Posted Oct 7, 2005
*pops head round the corner from t'bar to wish the rest of Hypatia's campaign team good luck*
Good luck.
The Big Count and Election Party!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Oct 7, 2005
*looks at the time again*
The Big Count and Election Party!
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Oct 7, 2005
Need any help with counting Croz?
The Big Count and Election Party!
Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Oct 7, 2005
There's lots of rivets in the curtain...
The Big Count and Election Party!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Oct 7, 2005
*blinks* hope so
The Big Count and Election Party!
redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Oct 7, 2005
I'm going back to reading my book, I can't stand the tension!
The Big Count and Election Party!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 7, 2005
*watches Peter Snow's swingometer projections based on the exit polls.* 
The Big Count and Election Party!
Galigan Posted Oct 7, 2005
oh yes. i'm absolutely weeing myself with anticipation.
The Big Count and Election Party!
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Oct 7, 2005
Sorry Clive, but Peter Snow broke his swingometer and now he doesn't do election coverage anymore.
The Big Count and Election Party!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 7, 2005
Actually I think Red's got the best idea so far...
The Big Count and Election Party!
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Oct 7, 2005
*Movement is seen behind the curtains, a muffled voice can be heard*
If tha'll just push that button, t'curtains should rise
*Curtains rise to reveal a podium complete with armour plating & the latest thing in moderm amplification systems. Granny Weatherwax walks onto the stage, up to the microphone & whacks it*
Good evening researchers - is this thing working? Oh right.
On behalf of the Committee of the Flat Cap & Muffler Sports & Social Club, I'd like to welcome one and all to the Victory Ceremony of one of the candidates for the post of President of H2G2.
So without further ado, please give the bast of order all around the room for
Croz
The Big Count and Election Party!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 7, 2005
The Big Count and Election Party!
Zak T Duck Posted Oct 7, 2005
Thanks Granny!
*Feeds in the ballot papers into a counting machine* 
*Piece of paer drops out the bottom*
Well let's get started shall we?
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The Big Count and Election Party!
- 81: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Oct 7, 2005)
- 82: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Oct 7, 2005)
- 83: aka Bel - A87832164 (Oct 7, 2005)
- 84: Bagpuss (Oct 7, 2005)
- 85: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Oct 7, 2005)
- 86: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Oct 7, 2005)
- 87: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Oct 7, 2005)
- 88: Bagpuss (Oct 7, 2005)
- 89: Zak T Duck (Oct 7, 2005)
- 90: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Oct 7, 2005)
- 91: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Oct 7, 2005)
- 92: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Oct 7, 2005)
- 93: Galigan (Oct 7, 2005)
- 94: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Oct 7, 2005)
- 95: Moving On (Oct 7, 2005)
- 96: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Oct 7, 2005)
- 97: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Oct 7, 2005)
- 98: Bagpuss (Oct 7, 2005)
- 99: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Oct 7, 2005)
- 100: Zak T Duck (Oct 7, 2005)
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