h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*munch munch munch*

Sorry, what was that, Kelli?

I've just popped out to wrestle a bottle of Diet Coke out of the clutches of the vending machine and have come back to find that there's a huge palm tree in a (very big) pot in the middle of the grass outside my window. How did it get there so quickly? And more importantly, why has a palm tree been exposed to the elements at this time of year?

Marv, Glendronach is a pretty reasonable malt whisky. They are very into using sherry casks for the maturation process, so the whisky tends to be somewhat redder and sweeter than one might normally expect. It's probably one of the better Speyside malts, but then I'm not a great fan of Speyside as I much prefer stuff from the Western Isles.

[Amy]

Thanks Lil,

*waves to Phil*

Yeah, it's been awhile.


az

I was pretty sure you'd been round these parts but not for a while Az, so a hello seemed right

Now to actually go and do some swimming, rather than dawdle up and down a pool for half an hour and claim I get some exercise...

[BB]

Well there I am sitting around at home all day....

and Lil starts a new conversation as soon as I go out to the shops.

Well done Az on the FTTF

Have fun at the pool Phil, I'm just about to head down to the gym for today's exercise.

I don't wanna

I wanna eat and and and drink and and not get any fatter

*Blinks and stares around from the small bundle of blankets and duvets in the corner where she was moved when the bots were tidying up*

Oh...new conversation then? Okay...*falls asleep again*

[Candi]

Yes, Freddie stands for planet Mercury, and it goes retrograde about three times a year. Not always a good time to sign contracts or hold conferences, although there are always exceptions. It can often be a good time to get it right the second time, like taking a resit or coming back to a project that you abandoned for lack of ideas.

This one will go on till about 10 December, I think.

Kelli, I wish that too. I am trying to be very good, as the public will be exposed to me dancing (and therefore wobbling) before too long. But yummy, tasty things keep forcing me to eat them...

First go at this milarky.

Arghh rewind

*Throws a herring at Marv, just for the sake of doing so.*

I knew I was going to miss out on the FTTF this time around.

[(P)CT]

Gotta get into this before I get lost again!

Grrr....missed the Mug again. Ah, well. Tomorrow's another day.

Considering all the wonderful things that've happened to me during this "Retrograde" period, I continue to remain skeptic. And crazy. Skeptic and crazy. Probably foolhardiness on my part, though, and it'll all come crashing down on me in a comical fashion on December 9th, I bet.

Have I made it to the second page? Not bad going.

A good start.