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Mission to Zork Outtakes
Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Dec 27, 2000
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 27, 2000
*Scene with Affy building the Totemizer. Erik Avari, Rip Taylor, and that guy from the Tombstone Pizza comercials enter, all wearing red military uniforms*
Rip Taylor (Undersecretary Warlte)-Aha! You are under arrest for infringing on a Frobozz Electric copyright! Go ahead and read 'im his rights!
Tombstone Pizza Guy-You have no rights.
Erik Avari (Grand Inquisitor)-You're under arrest! And never forget: Who is the boss of you? ME! I AM THE BOSS OF...
Affy-Okay, you three get out. We've had too many cross overs already. SOMEONE GET ME A LAWYER!
*Turning to the Grand Inquisitor)*
I'm going to have to talk to my attorney about you three wasting our time.
GI-But I belong in a Zork story! I made Zork what it is today! You'll never win this! I'll see you in court! In fact, when I'm through with you...
*Scene abruptly changes to something much more humorous*
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 27, 2000
[...which is YK in a bathtub in his X-wing. 
]
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Dec 28, 2000
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 28, 2000
Stop it! Stop it! I -- -- It's making me YAWN!
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Dec 29, 2000
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 29, 2000
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 29, 2000
*Scene of the small ship crashing into the crystaline moon, and the entire thing falling to pieces*
Oh, the humainty!!! Huh? What? What do you mean we're still recording audio?...
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 29, 2000
[Red somehow manages to catch the heroes from escaping]
[Red] Alright, I've got a Sleetzar here! Get up and turn around!
[They get up and turn around, revealling that they are ...]
[Red] Oh, no! THE STUNT DOUBLES!!
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 29, 2000
*Shot of Affy crawling through the ventilation system. A shadow runs by in the foreground. Affy tenses and looks in that direction. The shadow runs by behind him. Affy turns and looks in that direction. He's about to continue, but stops*
HEY! A 1953 Double-Dye Denver Mint Zorkmid! Wow, they don't make these anymore...
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 29, 2000
[Link draws the Master Sword too fast and falls over]
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Dec 30, 2000
[A fish swims through space next to the Mangar]
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 30, 2000
[YK] A speeder, a speeder, my kingdom for a speeder!
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 30, 2000
*Shot of the Mangar going through space. Suddenly, several flying toasters appear*
Will *SOMEONE* get that guy away from the screensaver control???
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 30, 2000
[In the chase through the Pluto-shaped moon, the ships fly past the set for a production of "The Raven". The raven's name is Quoth.]
[Man] Oh my god!! Will they EVER stop!
[Qouth the Raven] Nevermore!
[Man] D'oh!
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Dec 31, 2000
Hey! Have you been lurking in Lord Reflection's party??
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 31, 2000
Don't know if he's been lurking, but he *has* been there a few times. Oh, wait a second, no he wasn't. Thanks to that Continuity Bleach. You should really try to market that, YK.
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 31, 2000
*Shot of Affy taking the signed treaty, heading backwards, and walking into a wall, which promptly falls over*
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- 161: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Dec 27, 2000)
- 162: Afgncaap5 (Dec 27, 2000)
- 163: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 27, 2000)
- 164: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Dec 28, 2000)
- 165: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 28, 2000)
- 166: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Dec 29, 2000)
- 167: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 29, 2000)
- 168: Afgncaap5 (Dec 29, 2000)
- 169: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 29, 2000)
- 170: Afgncaap5 (Dec 29, 2000)
- 171: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 29, 2000)
- 172: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Dec 30, 2000)
- 173: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 30, 2000)
- 174: Afgncaap5 (Dec 30, 2000)
- 175: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 30, 2000)
- 176: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Dec 31, 2000)
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- 178: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 31, 2000)
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