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Mission to Zork Outtakes
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 22, 2000
[YK] ... three hundred forty-seven novillion, eight hundred seventy-six octillion, six septillion ...
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Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 22, 2000
*Show Affy and Montressor, right after they switched bodies. Affy trips and pushes his body into a chair. They both look at the camera, and the Montressor-who-is-actually-Affy quickly ties up the other one*
Now, let's see who you really are!
*Pulls off an Affy mask to reveal an aged looking person with a scowl on his face*
Its Mr. Volton, the guy who runs the haunted casino on Vorticon VI!
*The actor bursts into laughter*
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Dec 23, 2000
[The 1812 overture nears a climax]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 23, 2000
[YK] ... five hundred ninety-seven thousand, six hundred forty-two years, ten months, one week, two days, three hours, four minutes, and five seconds ... six seconds ... seven seconds ...
[The 1812 overture comes to a close with YK exploding]
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 23, 2000
*The Moonlight Sanata begins playing, showing various fight scenes, and pies floating in and out of view*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 23, 2000
[YK and Y2K dueling]
[YK] Why can't we just be friends? [gets knocked off] D'OH!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 23, 2000
*Affy picks up the newly signed treaty*
Thank you, your majesty. Now, with this treaty, I can do...this!
*Quickly folds the treaty several times*
A swan!
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Dec 24, 2000
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Dec 24, 2000
[They walk by a sign that says "FUNERAL HOME" and in smaller letters, "Drive carefully. We'll wait."]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 24, 2000
[The Lightsaber Problem]
[A yak walks up to the spinning blades and becomes Shredded Yak]
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Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 24, 2000
*Various shots of characters stumbling to say lines, and then bursting into laughter*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 24, 2000
[Various shots of the Mangar exploding in different ways, and for different reasons]
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Dec 25, 2000
[Affy flies his hourglass-ship, I forget what it's called, and crashes into a glass wall]
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Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 25, 2000
*A picture of Herbert Hoover, for no apparent reason*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 25, 2000
[The Starship Titanic blasts the Raven to bits]
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Afgncaap5 Posted Dec 25, 2000
*A screen shot of the Milky Way blowing up, as seen in Commander Keen 5: The Armageddon Machine. Following the blast, several characters fly by, with shocked expressions on their faces*
Mission to Zork Outtakes
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 25, 2000
[Cut to the treaty-signing scene. A soothsayer, or possibly a sound engineer, rushes in and grabs the Queen's arm]
[Man] Beware the Ides of March!
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 26, 2000
Montage of Peet yawning during lulls in action, followed by montage of Peet yawning during fight scenes... 
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Dec 26, 2000
I bet that made the audience !
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