h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We're all in hyperspace, and different ships except the crew of the Raven, so how are we communicating with each other?

[Y2K] Well I didn't expect a kind of Chiss Inquisition!

*Just for reference, while canibalism is a heinous crime, the Celery is a sentient life form, and our pie ingredients are not. Tomato pie*

*broccoli muffin*

[General Barons Stent, Krethin, and Soontir Fel (who is a human) burst in on a jarring Chord]

[Stend] /Nobody/ expects the Chiss Inquisition.

[Y2K] Well I didn't expect Baron Fel. Aren't you a good guy?

[Fel] I used to fly with Rogue Squadron, yes, and my son has some ... interests in Jaina Solo, but I've joined Mith'raw'nuruodo's side.

[Y4C] Mith'raw'nuruodo?

[The other clones] THRAWN.

[Y4C jumps]

[The Chiss Inquisition exits]

*sea rubs her temples. evillene rolls her eyes*

*Is evillene back and I just didn't notice it? Invisible pie*

[Yes, she is]

*Ah. Welcome back, evillene, where you are. chocolate cake pie*

[evillene] bite me, superzero....

[sea] *glares at evillene* you are so rude! sorry, affy, she's become more of a b**** while she was gone...

*Er, okay. I'm sure KL would reward that kind of insulting, but he isn't here right now.*

*meadow muffin*

Now what in the name of Sith is a "meadow" muffin supposed to be? Come on! And the tomatoes and such may not be sentient, but I think I'll reveal this to the group back at the space centre biome and you see how they react!

And honestly, whoever heard of a tomato muffin?

[Y2K] Apparently, them.

A meadow muffin is a euphemism for a cow, er, deposit. It was a rather lame joke. And there was no tomato muffin. That would be ridiculous. It was a tomato pie.

[Y2K] Tomatoes are still relatives of the celery!

[Y3K] Nonsentient or otherwise!

[Y4K] It would be like a human eating an ape!

[Y2C] ... which some do.

[Y3C] Yeah, but you don't want to be eatin' on something from the same evolutionary plane as you!

[Y4C] And do NOT make any comment whatsoever about Gyarados eating Magikarp!

If you read the Biome thread, you'll see that many of the vegetables willingly wish to be eaten (not unlike that animal in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe). The other veggies have accepted this, and certainly wouldn't care less about a non-sentient tomato being put in a pie. And besides, tomato and celery aren't really that close. Tomatos are fruit, celeries are vegetable. Same basic idea, but they aren't as close as, say, a human to a monkey. Maybe a human to a lemur would be more accurate.

Qui donne une merde?

*Je ne parle francais. Tres fenetre*

Ok, les égales de traduction: who gives a s**t?