h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well what did you expect? The Spanish Inquisition?

[The door bursts open. Biggles and Fang enter, but Cardinal Ximinez is absent]

[Biggles] No one ... expects ... the ... er ... Spanish ... Augh!

[Y3K kills him]

[not worth the effort to think of a comment]

What shall we do as the three clones do their best to create a catastrophe?

Erm... sea, all jokes about men liking to destroy things aside, I suppose it wouldn't work for you to fling one of those lightning bolts at Zork, and just end all of our problems there? I didn't think so.


The Mangol and Rodentar fleets -- both recently replenished and now state of the art -- have sent word that their ships are ready in a fully functional blockade of the hyperspace routes through the Rodentar system.

The Mangol Fleet includes: 6 Carriers, 12 Battle Ships, and 36 one man fighters

The Rodentar Fleet includes: 1 Carrier, 2 Battle Ships, 6 one man fighters, and 50 Droid Controlled Fighters. The Rodentars have also strung magnetic mines in strategically placed fields throughout the system.

The Climactic Battle will comence upon the Mangar's entry into the Rodentar System.


Oh good.

Yes ... this could make things easier.

well, i could if you really wanted me to... but that kinda takes all the fun out of it.

and you guys DO know i didn't mean any of the men jokes i've been making, right??? just making sure, in light of recent occurrences...

Of course. I had no reason to think I was meant to take it personally.

Sea, I was born around the year 600 AD. Some days I can't even remember which gender I belong to. Most of me is robotics now, anyway...

good. just making sure, so no one's feelings got hurt...

The only feelings I have are those of hate, distain, cynicism, pride, mild amusment, and a vague appreciation for my sub-ordinates.

/Red

While we wait for the "Heros" to deal with their Dungeon Master, and the Clones, I say we come up with another dastardly plan...

~A thought occurs~

Hey! The Mangar is probably either minimally gaurded, or entirely undefended, isn't it?

I say we leave them a present... We infultrate the Mangar, and do some major peice of damage that can only be fixed by entering a small, cramped portion of the engine room. And that's where Montressor will be secluded!

*grin*
good to have you back, red...

Look, in the other thread some of us have already landed near the Mangar... We'll assume that Montressor and myself are there, any others backing us up?

I guess I'm there too... I never left the Raven...

I apologise, but I am unable to join you.

*A strawberry shortcake muffin flys by*

[eew, a strawberry shortcake muffin?!]
i'm not sure where i'm supposed to be, i think the last time i was seen i was washed down the river when the dam opened. so i suppose i could back you up too, red...

Okay, sea, Darth Noire, and myself, plus Montressor -- that should be just about enough. Lets go do some sabatoge stuff!

Where the heck is Cardinal Fang?

I don't know. Is he supposed to be here?