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Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
Garius Lupus Posted Aug 31, 2000
*A bran new muffin zips through*
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Aug 31, 2000
*groans*
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X Posted Aug 31, 2000
I swear, when I'm dictator of H2G2, I'm outlawing flying pastry. Edible pastry is fine, but this stuff that sails through forums is annoying.
VOTE MASQUE! HIS BEST INTERESTES ARE IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS!
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
Garius Lupus Posted Aug 31, 2000
*A carrot muffin sails through, trailing a banner. The banner reads: VOTE CELERY. HE CARES.*
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Aug 31, 2000
*giggles*
and the jokes are horrid...
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Sep 1, 2000
[Y2K] Okay.
[Y2K eats the bran muffin]
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X Posted Sep 2, 2000
Isn't it a little SICK that the celery is making muffins out of his kinsmen? I think we should save some of that muffin and take it to the Space Centre Biome!
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Sep 2, 2000
[Y2K] Lmf grmph.
[Y3K] Eh?
[Y2K] [swallows] Let's go.
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
Lord Byancbaldich a.k.a. Ancba, posting as Flopsy the Catrabbit coz he's in the Unknown Regions Posted Sep 2, 2000
But first we must deal with the Good Guys. I don't trust the DM's obstacles enough to hinder them thoroughly.
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X Posted Sep 2, 2000
Well, first they have to get through the maze. Then they have to dodge all the asteroids of logic raining down on the planet. We're orbiting the moon currently, so the asteroids aren't hitting us. Then they have to get all the way to Rodentar space, where our battle fleet is waiting for them, and will blow them into little good guy bite size pieces which we can feed to our pets.
I say we take the ship back to the Rodentar system.
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Sep 2, 2000
[A Chiss clawship, a Korlier flashship that has been painted pink, and a Bistromathic starfighter fly into the system.]
[Y2C] Here we are, Y2K!
[Y3C] Ready for action!
[Y4C] And damned if YQ hasn't turned to the Good Side!! 
[Y2K] Yes, Mr. Director, you did read that right: we have six people in the same room played by the same person and added a fortune to the budget.
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X Posted Sep 2, 2000
Groan
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Sep 2, 2000
[The Sith Infiltrator, the BowTIE Fighter, the Pie Interceptor, the Chiss Clawship, the pink Korlier, and the Bistromath Starfighter set a course for the Rodentar system]
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X Posted Sep 3, 2000
~The Raven, and her accompanying fleet, all set the same course, and engage~
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
Afgncaap5 Posted Sep 4, 2000
*A potato pie accidently drifts into the windshield of The Raven, obscuring its view*
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
Garius Lupus Posted Sep 4, 2000
*A rhubarb cream-cheese muffin gets sucked into hyperspace behind the departing ships.*
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X Posted Sep 4, 2000
rhubarbs and potatoes! There they go again, the Celery's supporters using vegetable food items!!!!
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Sep 4, 2000
*shakes head in dismay*
sickening. just sickening...
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X Posted Sep 4, 2000
Canabalism must be worse than nuclear scare tactics, right?
Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle
Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Sep 4, 2000
[Y2K] [mutters] I thought I was strange!
[Y3K] You were right, too.
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- 101: Garius Lupus (Aug 31, 2000)
- 102: soeasilyamused, or sea (Aug 31, 2000)
- 103: The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X (Aug 31, 2000)
- 104: Garius Lupus (Aug 31, 2000)
- 105: soeasilyamused, or sea (Aug 31, 2000)
- 106: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Sep 1, 2000)
- 107: The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X (Sep 2, 2000)
- 108: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Sep 2, 2000)
- 109: Lord Byancbaldich a.k.a. Ancba, posting as Flopsy the Catrabbit coz he's in the Unknown Regions (Sep 2, 2000)
- 110: The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X (Sep 2, 2000)
- 111: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Sep 2, 2000)
- 112: The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X (Sep 2, 2000)
- 113: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Sep 2, 2000)
- 114: The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X (Sep 3, 2000)
- 115: Afgncaap5 (Sep 4, 2000)
- 116: Garius Lupus (Sep 4, 2000)
- 117: The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X (Sep 4, 2000)
- 118: soeasilyamused, or sea (Sep 4, 2000)
- 119: The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X (Sep 4, 2000)
- 120: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Sep 4, 2000)
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