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Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 81

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

*The H2G2 Ruels of Continuity (sort of like our Laws of Physics) state that any time a researcher creates some*thing* or some*one*, that creation must be accounted for logically in the future. For instance, Asteroid Lil once decided she wanted to ride through a forum on a horse, and now that horse has to be accounted for logically. Someone (I think it was the clones) created three Non-Researcher-Characters, Cardinals Biggles, Ximenez, and Fang. Ximenez (I don't know about the spelling) got killed in the Mission to Zork Forum while doing the Monty Python "Spanish Inquisision" sketch. Biggles suffered the same fate here in this forum while doing the same sketch. Fang is missing. There's only really one way to prove for sure if he's still around...*

Jeeze, I just wanted to explain the rules of continuity! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 82

Lord Byancbaldich a.k.a. Ancba, posting as Flopsy the Catrabbit coz he's in the Unknown Regions

[Fang bursts in. Lord Byancbaldich shoots him.]


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 83

soeasilyamused, or sea

well done...


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 84

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

Yes, that takes care of that. Now I don't have to be bothered with it.


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 85

Lord Byancbaldich a.k.a. Ancba, posting as Flopsy the Catrabbit coz he's in the Unknown Regions

You still have to worry about the Mission to Zork. The Good Guys seem to be extremely close to winning.


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 86

soeasilyamused, or sea

*shrug* so what else is new?


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 87

Lord Byancbaldich a.k.a. Ancba, posting as Flopsy the Catrabbit coz he's in the Unknown Regions

Dozens of things.


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 88

Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C

[Y2K] AUGH! THERE'S A BOMB ONBOARD!!


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 89

Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C

[In the engine room of the Raven is a MegaScuttler from Starship Titanic; it is counting down until the Mangar and anything else withing 22 miles is blown to bits]


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 90

soeasilyamused, or sea

i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that that would be a bad thing...


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 91

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

Luckily, I know the password.


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 92

Garius Lupus

*A pina colada muffin rolls across the floor.*


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 93

soeasilyamused, or sea

[oh, gross, GL. they just keep getting worse!]


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 94

Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C

[Bomb] 123 ... 122 ... 121 ... 120. 119 ... 118 ...

[Y2K] Hello.

[Bomb] ... 117 (Hi.) ... 116 ...

[Y3K] Any chance of you not exploding?

[Bomb] ... 115 ... 114 (No.) ... 113 ... 112 ...

[Y4K] Isn't this kinda self destructive? You know, blowing yourself up and all.

[Bomb] 111 ... hm. Never thought of it that way. [tense pause] Still, that's what I'm programmed to do.

[Y2K] Yeah, but you can fight your programming.

[Bomb] No I can't!

[Y3K] Yes you can.

[Bomb] I can't!!

[Y4K] You /will/ fight your programming.

[Bomb] I will /not/ fight my programming. God, you think I'm THAT stupid!? Recommencing countdown. 1000 ... 999 ... 998 ...


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 95

soeasilyamused, or sea

*grins at Y2K*


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 96

Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C

[Y2K sets the password to "Nobody likes a smartass" and the bomb disarms itself]

[Y3K] Why don't we put this on the Mangar?


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 97

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

You know, the reason I didn't disarm it earlier was that I didn't to give the answer away to anyone who was actually playing the game...

I actually brought this onboard specifically for the purpose of blowing up the Mangar. I can't believe I forgot about it. However, Montressor is there now, so maybe we'll beam this aboard their ship as a saftey-net in case he fails. Of course, we'd need to get a less talkative bomb...

(John Cleese. Good God.)

~A Parrot flies in, voiced by Terry Gilliam~

Oh no.


SQUAAAAAK! CHICKEN! I WANT CHICKEN!


~Terry Gilliam/ the parot is hit by a tiny "asteroid of logic", and dissappears.~


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 98

Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C


Hey, parrot-brain! It's played by Terry Jones, not Terry Gilliam!!


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 99

soeasilyamused, or sea

*is lost in an asteroid belt filled with asteroids of logic, which happen to be very illogical*


Voyage of the Raven IV: Building the Climactic Battle

Post 100

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

~Throws several asteroids of logic at the clones~

Hey! Who said we had to cast it the same? I think that Terry Gilliam would make a great parrot. Or maybe Eric Idle. How about Ringo Starr?


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