h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[gives the clones a baleful stare]

*Shouldn't you guys be plotting something? Helium pie*

very window?! what on earth?! never mind, i don't want to know. forget i asked.

*"Very Window" is a phrase that a friend and I came up with. I don't think we ever assigned more than a general definition for it, though*

[Y2K] [to Evillene] I can't say I like you much.

[The clones wake up and beat the shaving cream out of Evillene]

Whoops, wrong forum. Disregard my previous post.

[sea] okay, affy. whatever you say... i'll have to remember that as a non sequitor.

*evillene sticks her tongue out at the clones*

Anyone ever stop and think about the lyrics to Allouette? They're sick. Sick sick sick. I bring this up because the good guys are still trying to get past that Jello monster or whatever and aren't going to catch up with us any time soon. English translation of the song:

Lark, nice lark, lark
I will pluck you
I will pluck your beak
I will pluck your beak
and your beak
and your beak
Lark
Lark

Lark, nice lark, lark
I will pluck you
I will pluck your head
I will pluck your head
and your head
and your head
and your beak
and your beak
Lark
Lark

Lark, nice lark, lark
I will pluck you
I will pluck your wings
I will pluck your wings
And your wings
And your wings
And your head
And your head
And your beak
And your beak
Lark
Lark

Etc, etc, etc

[Y2K] You can stop now!!

*Yes, please. Oh, just so all of you know, I've got another polka (By Weird Al, of course) to use for ammo in the polka gun*

That's no problem, really, unless you ignore our Polka Shields. They're very effective.

[Y2K] Thank the Schwartz!

*I don't know about that, really. This song starts out differently than most polkas, and may very well cause your dampeners to ignore it*

Ah, but it is only the beginning that will be ignored, therefore.

[Y2K] Not

[Y3K] that

[Y4K] even

[Y2C] /that/

[Y3C] isn't

[Y4C] bad.

[sea] yuck, polka.

[evillene] i happen to LIKE the alouette song...

*Hey, don't diss polka. You can't appreciate any form of music until you've found at least one likeable song in every genre. And believe me, every genre has at least one good song*

[evillene] i disagree. there are absolutely no good rap songs. and there are no good country songs. and i refuse to be persuaded otherwise.

*Well, if you refuse to be persuaded otherwise, I can't do anything for you. Nothing is foolproof against a constantly persistent fool. Still, let me think...okay, "Achy Breaky Song", by Al Yankovic is a good country song, and he's got a ridiculous amount of good rap songs: "Bedrock Anthem", "Amish Paradise", "It's All About The Pentiums", etc. However, like I said before, I can't help you if you refuse to see it*

[Y3C raises his hand]

[Y3K] I like "The Saga Begins"!