h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Urine provides a tangy alternative to tequila without the alcohol (alcohol would sever the link with my masters. I would be helpless. No don't leave me masters! No! Noo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.) It is also on tap all the time, and so very handy when on the go.

You are mad.

No I am not.

Yes you are. We should not talk here. People will think I am mad as well.

hello,
being mad can be good , but urine therapy is a legitamite practice for healing
ailments , but i wouldnt recommend offering it to friends on a friday night .

then again,
hmmmmmmm

Now look here, just because Madonna and various others drink their own piss, doesn't mean its a good idea. In general drinking tequila is also a bad move as it is probably worse for your body than drinking piss, and can have the unfortunate effect of making you release a stunningly annoying single that every 12 year old buys 'cause they thinks it cool.
When in fact according to my research the main effects of tequila is that you startsch to speesch a bit fuoney, and trysch to chat hup anyfinksch wiv a skirtshh, and veally vegret itsch in zee morniggn.
Oh bugger it - I'm talking like a git, I think I'll go get drunk instead.

Is there a difference between the two? My information was that the wiser of our species carry out the bottling down at the plant, whilst we provide the vital ingredient and then "post" it straght to them with one quick flush!

Drinking urine recycles all the nutrients the body forgets to take in, and is good when on the go. Drinking Tequila however is much more fun and leaves a less bitter aftertaste. It is also more accepted in well to do circles.

I'm not convinved that you travel in well to do circles. I am shocked that anyone would drink their own urine. I mean how does one serve it - with lime & salt as well? Is it permissable to add a swizzle stick or is a naff brollie drink ?

Brollies are a no go with any drink and with urine you want to have lemon instead of lime (slightly less bitter). Personnaly I like it straight up though some like it on the rocks (though this gets rid of the characteristic warmth) or mixed with some ribena (although your freinds who haven't caught on you don't take it straight may think you have been pissing blood).

So that would be a urine & black then ?

It sure would. Do not just take my sudgestions, make your own cocktails. We could start a competition. The one with the best cocktail wins a place in all our hearts!

You are both bloody crazy!!!!!!!!!
Urine and tequila are one and the same!!!!!
Who cares man. Hit the Scotch at least you can drink it.
Hell, rotten meat tastes better than tequila.
So fugger off you annoying queers!!!!!!

First One: The Natural

-One longdrink glass of fresh personal or otherwise cherished urine
-one terd/turd from same source
-do not stir.

>GULP<

Hey...take a knife....slice a coke can open......put pure alkohol in it....shuve up your ass.....turn it a little bit.....a little bit more....take one little sip of brown tequilla....turn it a little bit more...lick salt and then .....cheers....dumbos !
American (whatever I could say know would not be as ....you know what)

If you can't stand the shite, stay outta the toilet man.

We're free to discuss replacing beverages with excretions whenever we wanna, man.

So there, man.

Drinking you're own snot is fun too, but it takes so long to fill a glass.

Look, it's over-flowed on to the top of this page

Where free to discuss everything we like ?

Small and ignorand....

don´t take everything so lit.
or am I touching barriers in your imagination ?

Hoola Hoop...

OK drinking your own bodily fluid may be slightly aceptable in a life threaterning situation but my GOD what the hell are you on? TEQUILA!!?
WHY WHY WHY would anybody want to drink the left over useless chemicals your body doesn't use???
Oh and by the way sweat is urine mixed with salt, why not just lick that up so you don't need the salt?
Anyway you do what you want it's a free country.

Jesus...did I say anywhere, that I wanted to drink my own stuff ?
NO, NO, NÖ, Is that so hard to comprehend ?
It is only the feeling of having a sliced Can in your Ass while drinking brown tequilla (You can buy it in any Store [in Europe])
Did I make myself clear ?
And the salt from Sweat in totaly different from normal (or commercial )Salt...
Entendido? Understood? Verstanden? Compreendido? Entendu?
mhm...