h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why be such spoilsport, Wasi?
Just now you delighted me with that fine recipe for Spiked AssCoke,
and now you indicate that you are in fact an imposter, a parvenu at this forum? Who are you, that you tak about replacing brown tequila with assjuice yet you wouldn´t drink your own golden shower?

Tsk, tsk Wasi, tsk tsk.

Hey Pres !!!

I´m truly impressed by your choice of words ! But try to read mine more carefully. I did not say I woul not drink my own stuff, but merely correctet a prior statement of somebody else, my letter indicated a recepy for that, wich, of course, is not true !
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Hey...everybody should study LAW, Läw, Low, Läh, Löh, Lwd, Lkjutife !

It's okay Wasi, I won't touch you bodily beverages if you don't mine, and we'll all get nice and pissed (some more than others) in as much a warped way as we individually deem acceptable. I pobably wouldn't have liked your AssCoke just as much as you wouldn't like my Turd-in-a-Tumbler.

And yes, everybody SHOULD study law (lkjutife) , too bad they all study psychology instead.

Muh says the cow in the rubber shoe !!!

The old brown cow went*&^% on the cabbages. All day long.

J**m.

Snot.

Piss.

Arse.

Bum cheeks.

Monkey spunk.

Hairy sack.

There, I've said it.

Tequila slammer. Yer arse!

I'm afraid I've just sold my ticket for the Piss Express to some unsuspecting tosser down the road, so its a run o' the mill pint of cold Pus for me!

Paris...Tequilla...waht dirt, oh wahat dirt !

Say what you want but you won t change my mind I feel the same ....about YOU !