h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're not talking to yourself: my connection is struggling at the minute so is remarkably slow.

Welcome Br. Megachedda,

I can assure you Br. 'Cuddles' Roymondo will be along soon, and give you an official welcome but, be warned, no . .

Only the Sisters can do that!



Br. MMF

Thats ok then, i just get worried when i talk to m self.

By the way, im to young, to have any so ill have to stick to

'Cuddles'? That's a new one!

You've not paid a visit to the sisterhood's thread lately then? It appears they are saving the and just for you!!!



Br. MMF

Aww!Isnt that nice?Here youll need this*Passes anti-cuddles to Roymondo*

Yikes!!
Posted: 4 Weeks Ago
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I'm keeping my distance, biding my time, keeping my cards close to my chest, letting the anticipation and sisterly trepidation build.

That should have been anti-cuddles potion

Anti-cuddle? Isn't that more commonly known as a punch?

As in:

'I gave him one hell of an anti-cuddle.'

Aim low and call it a kick, if you're aiming at a him. For a her, I'd recommend an anti-cuddles aim for the hair.

Or stop them from going shopping.

Shred the credit card. Chop up the coupons. Incinerate the catalogs.

Hide the bags. Hide the shoes. Kidnap the car keys. Unplug the 'phone.

Block off the doorwys to ALL hairdressers, manicurists and beuty salons.

Turn around all signs that say 'High Street' so they point to eachother in a never ending circle.

Fill the hairspray bottle with indelible shoe polish.
Swap the nail polish for finger paint.
Fill the cosmetics containers with beet juice.
Paste a hideous picture over the mirror.
They'll never *want* to leave the house.

Destroy those chat mags

Block ITV, Channel 5 and UK Style on the telly.

Kill the cast of Hollyoaks!

(It mightn't affect the Sisterhood, but it would be good for humanity).