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So, do you accept honorary members or what? Seems to me that a brotherhood aint a brotherhood without a sister to prove you all right... you know, the exception proving the rule and all that business...

... I buy beer and pies and talk about women's bottoms a lot if that helps...

We have female bruvvas, Bruvva! Br Dragonqueen, Br Evadne Cake and Br Magwitch are all bruvvas of the fairer sex.

Not honorary Bruvvas: full on Bruvvas.

Da' Bruvver'ood would be honoured to have you on board.

*phew*

Are they? I must have been reading while I was at work or something

Oooh!



Cheers!

Welcome! You are now on the drop down list of Bruvverly stuff.

Here, have an and a .

Ooh! Cheers chuck!

Anyone drinking ? It's best with a bottle lemon/vodka alcopop added

If you be referring to the Spewsnot Nice I would warn you that you are very close to identifying the first excommunicable offence.

We are inclusive, but we have (very, very low) standards.

's cool though. So long as it's a proper one. Old Rosie always goes down well.

I do like a bit of black rat tbh, good proper chemical nonsense

Spwesnot Nice?

A cheap copy works as well.. I like it with cider as it makes it smoother, a little less acid. It's best with a shot of something cinnamon added (goldschlager if someone else's buying, red aftershock if I am)... Apple turnover in a pint glass

Other than that, I like voddy and grapefruit, norsk and tonic or SC and lemonade...

Or grolsch, from a bottle. as for I like Golden glory

I'd wondered how come you hadn't joined.

I was doing that english thing... you know, dont put yourself forward for things...

Then I thought sod that, they need me, they just dont know it yet

Is girly hugging allowed?

Far as I can see anything's allowed within the Bruvvahood; it's very tolerent society. I imagine you'd be allowed if the other member wants one though. No one will curtail your freedom to want to give girly hugs.

But personally I don't particually like 'em.

They're well.... Girly. A bit twee. Like giggling and net curtains. And chunks of cake all over the place.

Frankly I'd sooner be bought a pint.

Preferably of vodka.

I can afford buy the two pints of tonic that I'd like to go with it myself

Manly hugs and voddy it is then... Would you like a of Norsk to go with that tonic dear? It's rather tasty!

Nope - there's eating and drinking in a decent pint of V&T as it is, thanks.

If I want tasty, then 6X'll do me fine. Or if push comes to shove, IPA











"dear"????


We do have (very very low) standards - I'm not sure if "dear" is a no no either. The endearment you're looking for is Bruv, I think

oh no, my dear... Not when discussing the finer points of a dry, lightly berry-flavoured vodka that I'll gladly drink by the tanker-load...

If you want a 'bruv', it'll have to be a pint and pie by the fire...

Steak n Ale's me favourite

Er...

I wasn't discussing the finer points of lightly berry flavoured vodka though.

I was trying to diplomatically side step that, because it sounded suspiciously girly to me, that did. Tankerload or not

'Tisn't the quantity - although that does have something to recommend itself- but the quality.

If a mixer isn't clear (as in water or tonic, or even, if you have to spoil a good scotch, soda) or brownish (as in coke, which is compulsory enjoyment for JD... or again, if you want to spoil a good scotch) Ginger ale then it's girly IMO. But then, thats just my thought for the day. I'm still overhung from Saturday night/Sunday morning. Personally I blame 2 Legs and Roy; it's their fault I was forced to sit up and drink with them till then.



I was discussing the finer points of reasonably decent ale instead.

In this weather, by the fire is a definite given tho.

you'd be surprised... I know my girly drinks. Norsk isnt!

Personally JD is best with Dr. Pepper.

Anyway, back to my man-flu. I'm not quite ill but it distracts me so much I cant seem to multitask like normal