h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Sun it's been a-shining,
The sister's be cool dudes,
So the main page has been changing,
'Coz this ain't the time for feuds.

So drink, my friends, and munch a pie,
With mustard or brown sauce,
Or mayonnaise or ketchup,
The choice is always yours.

We'll drink right through the evenin',
Drink up to Dawn's crack,
Da' Bruvvers' beer garden,
Is waiting 'round the back,

That's lovely, Roymondo (the poem and the amended homepage). I have amended the sister's page A19789311 accordingly.

It's true you know, we do have the best pies.

Yes, I guess you do. And as far as I'm concerned, you can keep them, or share with the other brothers, because I won't touch that stuff anyway. After all, somebody *has* to keep the sisters in balance.

Ooh, that's a bit harsh!

/me considers re-editing Da' Bruvvers' page, but rises above the bait.

'scuse me; who's this Dawn creature to which you refer young Roy?

Have I been introduced?

Dawn is smashing. She splays her rays on anybody that is receptive to 'em and bestows a warm glow upon those that aren't.

Roymondo mentions Br Dawn?

I must have missed that bit.

Ah well, if she's smashing, that's alright;

But smashing as she is, I doubt I'll be drinking up her that far

I'm a 3.00am flagger me,as a rule

I could really do with a beer right about now and of course most hte pubs round ere now be closed Which way did dawn go?