h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Caer I think that must have been a simpost and in any other situation I'd be delighted to accept the offer of help .... but in this case crawling under Garius whilst not the smartest thing to do in the circumstances does open up a world of possibilities so I'm going to burrow a little further in if you don't mind *

*wimpers a bit and tries to make himself very small underneath GL*

*Grabs Red Dog around the waist and rolls over, with the result the Red Dog is now on top of GL*

*feels a breeze on his back and looks up in alarm*

*scrabbles around on the deck before trying to hide under Lil*

*Crawls under Red Dog under Lil.*

*crawls off Lil towards Zeppo*

*tries to give Zeppo a tummy tickle to distract him from the tug of war*

*starts to realise what a Hot Dog must feel like*

*Oblivious to what is happening, and having just gotten drenched, tries to manuever around the wall.*

*with all the movement in the raft, it is momentarially unstable and she is thrown off balance, the carameliser goes out and she finds herself on her back nose to nose with Zeppo, slightly winded*

Oooofff!

*now out of water, Lil clambers off RD and GL and looks around, just as GDZ's new maneuver takes place, hurling her backward against d'E*

*Still trying to find a way around the wall of water*

We need a door in that wall, can anyone help?

*regains her balance and clambers forward, looking for an appropriate setting for the nanogun*

*Has her arms twisted in the rigging to keep her stable. Unfortunately, that means she can't do anything with her hands.*

Lil! Try the Garage Door Remote setting!

/* Loses his balance when Lil bumps into him, and tumbles over the top of Zeppo and rolls into GDZ's feet. Both Zeppo and d'E lose grip on the depth charge which careens in a high arch over the heads of the salonistas and directly into the wall of water. */

*watches the depthcharge arc over his head and into the water. Peers over d'E's shoulder to see what happens next *

*Sees the depthcharge leave the raft. Elbows Red Dog.*


Get off of me, you big oaf! Why'd you want to crawl on top of me anyways?


*Looks around to see if anyone is buying it.*

*Startled from being rolled into, takes his hands off the accelerator stopping the raft.*

*as the momentum of the raft abruptly stops she collides with the dispenser*

Who put that thing there!

*rubs her head and the air turns blue with the phrases she heard as a child playing near the brigade parade ground*

*Loses his footing with the sudden ceasation of speed and rolls to the front of the raft again knocking anyone still standing up down like ninepins*

STEE-RIKE !

/* Rolls along with Zeppo while trying to keep an eye on the depth charge, which he notices happens to be suspended in the wall of water, and calculates the the upward force of the water must be exactly equal to the downward force of the mass of the depth charge and tries to add that to his calculations mid-roll, but Zeppo snatches the paper that he was writing on and swallows it. An umbrella then hits him on the head. */

*Recovers, sees the depth charge, reverses...quickly*