h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ha ha ha and more ha ha ha! as he sits safely inside his tank

going to tuck tank away for the nightit's scared of the dark



catch you later my friend, for round 2 maybe
stay safe and well, ok

just in case you pop in Anthea and or Khamsin


to you both, my best wishes for 2007
http://www.mesasoftware.com/merrychristmas.htm

err! for Anthea only

Aww thanks animal

and a happy christmas and hogmany for you too

you are welcome dear lady.


when it comes! Happy Burns Night to ye all.


Slangivar!to you

To a Haggis

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!
Aboon them a' yet tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o'a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin was help to mend a mill
In time o'need,
While thro' your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An' cut you up wi' ready sleight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like ony ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin', rich!

Then, horn for horn, they stretch an' strive:
Deil tak the hindmost! on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
Bethankit! hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad make her spew
Wi' perfect sconner,
Looks down wi' sneering, scornfu' view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckles as wither'd rash,
His spindle shank, a guid whip-lash;
His nieve a nit;
Thro' blody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread.
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll mak it whissle;
An' legs an' arms, an' hands will sned,
Like taps o' trissle.

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o' fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer
Gie her a haggis!

Ah its a good thing to here some burns on this place
we're going up to Scotland on the 17th to see my family a'fore Christmas, our friend is hoping to see some snow,
I'm hoping we'll be too far south

well! on the last night of the year, at the stroke of midnight, I shall toast you and Khamsin, for a long and happy life


what do you get, if you cross a Scottish festival and a religious leader ??

an ayatolla hogmanay

that's a bad joke even by your standards animal

many moons ago, I was at a mates house, celebrating hogmanay with him and his family, on the stroke of 12, I told it to his dadI was chased 15 laps round kitchen table, but after every couple of laps, we stopped for a whisky, he never caught me, but plenty was drunk

21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas


1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

http://users.skynet.be/bk258512/idiot_test.swf

good pass rates needed

Ahgh that's so annoying to get to the end of,
espesualy since some of the shapes look really simaller....

grins! wildly

http://www.weakgame.com/media_8773_the_red_button.html

dare you

it just goes round and round and round...

how many times

apart from the Christmas wishes to you and Khamsin

my time on hootoo and long standing friends means more to me

http://www.2000greetings.com/mycard.htm?c=1794

Thank you Anthea

HA! what do they know
http://www.springerlink.com/content/k81686675014w293/
http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi/abs/10.1046/j.1439-0523.2002.737334.x
http://cat.inist.fr/?aModele=afficheN&cpsidt=13552410


they'll never learn

indeed not I mean using blow-flys....
I've never herd of such nonsense....

the tin of tartan turnip turpentine free pre thinned paint has run out