h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so! eating flags/s on top of cheese(and maybe dinghy's) can't be good for your health

I know

check of local weather report, we might be getting light showers, I hope I can catch some energy saver bulbs-15/20w's

geegle dromk adrampt zoozle snarkker!




glad I got that off my chest! now in a state of


just like TV stations! its a repeat

is it

I went to the pictures tomorrow
I took a front seat at the back
I fell from the pit to the gallery
And hurt a foot bone in my back
I went round a straight corner
and saw a dead donkey dying
so I took out my gun and stabbed it
a bark dogged at me
so I necked its kick in
I went to the staleway raition
And home I didn’t go went me


(no animal was hurt in making this verse)

Augustus the 7th the imperial mint of roam, he came, he saw, he went, because the tide was out, he liked women, but couldn't wim only paddle, he also tried to invent goodminton, but badminton prevailed and sought long and hard why people never get hiccdowns ?? and why you say achoo when you sneeze and not a slipper or a trainer, even a wellington.
In the end, he dyed and did not see the colour not heard it through the grapevine

prithy nuncle how things go in the turnip kingdom?

In a bit of a fuffle Captain, they ain't used to this global warming and I've had to install upright freezers around the compound, with the doors open for the little blighters




and how be you and Anthea, I hope both fine and well

we be fine and insane and producing counterly

as in err! of human kind ??

nay nuncle just not doing work that needs to be done and doing personal work instead

Like my latest illustrations for the edited guide both written whilst I was at college the first time

how are you both doing at college/uni

my son started Leeds uni this sept, on a computer games course and daughter on her 4th year at wakefield college on health and social care

course is going okay but that doesn't stop me thinking that of I were still on my first course I would be getting my masters this year but then I would be a scientist

instead I battle with my emotions and the world or art and design which I am not good enough at.

http://captain-khamsin.deviantart.com/gallery/

firstly, looking at your art, you belittle yourself, so pack that in

secondly, drawing a grape is not art, but drawing a grape using/feeling emotion is.

A fool on tv does it as an act, I do it with emotion, I'm real and I rule my emotion,it does rule me, use it to your advantage, not others

thanks prof.. yesterday I was feeling week but today I feel stronger, I have found a glimpse of Khamsin, which is the strength and fire within myself

Trying for the 20k words again they have been sat on my desk waiting too long and I am going to get them onto my computer even if I have to go through every song I own

my friend, I'll tell you this for nothing, you and Anthea were among my first friends made, when I came on hootoo, no way on this planet, do I sit back and do nothing, if a friend is ill or down in the dumps, the strength and fire within you, will never go out, while I'm around, I wont let it

well as long as you are prepared to put up with the evil too

*tips blue wash onto the turnips* prithee do they look better blue to you? or perhaps they need some fire too nuncle *lights a match*

oh big smirks in my direction, since looking after and rearing them, when dr Anthea is studying, they have grown immune to most human traits, after watching programs about the inhumane practice of vivisection of animals, that should have a world ban on

nipping off for fodder, back later