h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh... okay new plan then...

*starts a fire then places a cauldron over the top filled with water*

Time for a good stew me thinks

passable idea, 'cept that you forgot the speed they can run at now

Naughty Khamsin, keep your hands off my turnips or Prithee things arent going to be pleasant.... I'll set the carrots on you i will

err! are we, as in you two, sharing a PC ??

well we only have one in the house if that's what you mean

yes if anyone wants to donate another computer to the Khamsin household drop us a line at....

yes carrots will go well in the stew too... now to find someone to eat... I mean feat upon... I mean nibble

oooh! ogre's reported on the west coast eh!





Turnip home defence squad! FIX bayonets, post guards at perimeter towers

Lemons form up!!!

*lemons gather together*

so! the 1734 Sir Tarquin of Houle move eh!

spatulas at the ready me lads

Aha Napoleon tried that one on me too, I shall not be tricked so easily

Wooden spoons prepare to stir the enemy into laughter!

then I parry with the garden gate minus one hinge and 7 screws, with one of the boards a bit woodwormed at the bottom

*searches through his tool box and pulls out a feather* touché

neat moveand puts on wee Willie Winkies nightgown..full protection now on



cobweb gun on stun...........fire!

*trips on some tin foil just avoiding the cobweb stun gun, and then throws over a pear*

before ducking, pair of what!!

Wouldn't you like to know!

*flicks a hair band and brushes his hair*

oh! now your getting violent, just co's I'm near bald

right! calls my friend, the German anti brush specialist Herr Nett

Fine I call my imaginary friend Kraven, he is here you just can't see him