A Conversation for The Café
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 3, 1999
One coffee 
, one Cafe Mocha, oozing chocolate ~\~/o~ (that didn't quite work, did it?) 
Good to have you here, Brain! Would you like me to put you up as a regular customer? You could keep Marv, or philosopher/waiter company... a great mind locked in discussion with a great Brain!
~Irving
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 3, 1999
Aargh! I'm all energetic now.
*Goes round the cafe picking things up and putting them down in a restless manner*
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 3, 1999
Veni Vedi Vici (I thought I had better start spewing some more Latin so I don't lose my job)
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 3, 1999
Here's a philosophical incomprehensibility for you to ponder the essential truths of:
Why is a cabbage? Discuss.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 3, 1999
I only wash up, but I would say "because it is. Why else?"
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 3, 1999
There was actually a philosophy exam in some college a few years ago in which one of the questions was just "Why?". Apparently someone put "Because" and got 100%. Personally I'd have put "Why not?"
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 3, 1999
And certain schools of thought would undoubtedly reply with authority FISH
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 3, 1999
500 times, no less.
(Are we talking about the same thing here?)
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 3, 1999
I don't think so, I am talking about exsistencialisim (sp?). From the old joke How many exesistencialists does it tke to change a light bulb? Fish!
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 3, 1999
That's good.
How many surrealist artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured power tools.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 3, 1999
I don't understand why the power tools are there. Powertools would make much too much sense... 
¿Irving?
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 3, 1999
Ummm, TY never said exactly what *kind* of power tools. You never know.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 4, 1999
What? A heavy-duty power tool/marital aid forum within Frink's Drinks?
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 4, 1999
One fish 
Two fish
ummm... too bad I can't color the fishies!
~Irving
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 4, 1999
I called my fish Friend... until he died... 
There was a philosophy exam in which one of the questions was "What is courage?" and the highest points were given to a chap who wrote "This is" and walked out.
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