A Conversation for The Café

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Post 221

Roasted Amoeba

*tries to keep the toast warm, but it's just not the same, you know...*


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Post 222

Bluebottle

I know...


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Post 223

Cupid Stunt

I lost track of this conversation so long ago! Spam!


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Post 224

Bluebottle

We don't actually know who is supposed to make Spam, or do we?


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Post 225

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

No, no one really makes it. Maybe kats-eyes does?

~Irving


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Post 226

Bluebottle

Yes - make it Kats-eyes job, so we'll have it easy in knowing who does what.


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Post 227

Roasted Amoeba

And if you want the spam toasted, you know who to ask...


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Post 228

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

spam au vin is good too


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Post 229

Mrs V

Sweet and sour spam workss aparently.


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Post 230

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

pan fried spam and cabbage is good too, well when cooked on an open fire at guide camp it is.


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Post 231

marvthegrate LtG KEA

And then it will be served by a Latin spewing waiter that feels the need to ponder the philosphies of life. So in other words it might take a while to get your sweet and sour spam.


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Post 232

Mrs V

I'm almost tempeted to try and make it... I mean it would be even quiker, cos you wouldn't need to worry about really cooking it. Though my favourite is fried spam and tomato sauce sandwiches. Yummy!


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Post 233

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Well, I'm not stopping you!


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Post 234

Venus In Cornflowers

*depressed Venus who has never been unpleasant to anyone, despite uncalled for provocation, hands in notice*

Sorry Irving...looks like you've got a malicious washer-up and lost a friendly piece of artwork. But do drop in at my place some time IW. You're always welcome.

Adieu

Vicky xx


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Post 235

Bluebottle

Somehow I doubt that invitation applies to me.


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Post 236

Venus in Blue

That's because you are so mean and insult us all the time. You deserve a lot worse than you get... Not that we don't enjoy men who play hard to get... smiley - winkeye


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Post 237

Bluebottle

How about men who are already got? Keep your hands off me, lady!


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Post 238

Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic)

I had a sociology exam once where I had to draw and explain a snowman. It stuck though!


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Post 239

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Your going to get no-where in life being like that, Bluebottle. You've got to me nice to people.

I think what I've seen of the Venus's (and most people have seen nearly all of them all) they're lovely.


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Post 240

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Your going to get no-where in life being like that, Bluebottle. You've got to be nice to people.

I think what I've seen of the Venus's (and most people have seen nearly all of them all) they're lovely.


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