A Conversation for The Café

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Post 201

Venus In Cornflowers

*Benevolent Venus, Goddess of LOVE, is shocked at some people'sattitude*

I DO KNOW...it is my job!!! Now, can we put that big spoon away, and concentrate on washing things rather than stirring? I saw a dirty cup over there...

*Changes pose, placing right hand above eyes, leans forward, stretching left leg out behind her, as if peering into the distance*

Viccy xx


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Post 202

Roasted Amoeba

You took the words right out of my mouth, Bluebottle.


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Post 203

Bluebottle

I hate it when that happens! Hope you'd cleaned your teeth smiley - winkeye


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Post 204

Cupid Stunt

Let's just hope she didn't take the teeth right out of your mouth. Anyway, what are the chances that venus and cupid end up in the same forum?


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Post 205

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Seeing as there are at least *4* Venuses, the chances are getting better all the time... smiley - smiley

~Irving


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Post 206

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

hello. could I possibly have a cup of milk with a tea bage passed over the top, please?

and here are a number of varieties of biscuits for dunking with:
chocolate and lemon pinwheels (spirally biscuits of chocolate inone sprial and lemon in the other)
ginger-bears (teddy shaped ginger biccies)
lemon jumbles (light lemony bisuicts, in odd shapes)
cinammon squashed biccies (cinammon flavoured biccies with a squashed look as to make the shape, you squash them)
crackerjack oat biccies
treacle biscuits
golden biccies
and chocolate cream biccies


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Post 207

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

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ahh....erm...

I'm sorry, I can't think straight at the moment, Venus's current pose is rather, erm....revealing..


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Post 208

Mrs V

helena walks back through, now in her uniform again, drying her cute purple hair... its good to get to go for swim on your lunch break, can I get anyone anything?? Like do you want to borrow my towel Venus... hiya, Brain, can I tempt you with one of our cakes?? I appear to have gotten quite a reputation round these parts, I can't think why.


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Post 209

Bluebottle

I don't understand why you have a reputation Helena - nice friendly person like you - quite unlike the Venuses! ANd ther eare, last time I checked, 5 Official Venuses, plus "Venusian CatWoman" who I don't think counts as she was before all the opther venuses arrived.


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Post 210

Mrs V

Thank you blue, I do just try to spread alittle happiness!!


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Post 211

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I don't count Venus in Marmite because she's never actually said anything anywhere that I've been able to find and she's just... well, she's just WRONG! So, four Venuses.

~Irving


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Post 212

Mrs V

Thank youIrv, I do try to spread alittle marmite (sorry helena has forgotten to take her tablets today...)


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Post 213

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Um... you're welcome?


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Post 214

The Brain

Hi Irv,
If you want to count me as a regular then go ahead, it would be nice, even if I haven't been here long!
Hi Helena,
cake is good smiley - smiley but can I ask you to dry your hair fist, soggy cake is not good smiley - sadface
My friend did psychology A-level, apparently she had to draw a hampster for it.
Irv,
to tell the truth, I did come here to be a regular.
How's this for intellectual...
"Coffee is good smiley - smiley "
Is this place the aroma caf 'cause no-one knew how to do the 'e' with the eyebrow?


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Post 215

Mrs V

I keep drying my hair, then I go swimming again!! But Its dry again now, briefly. Ever since I had all my hair cut off (To Imps Dismay) I'm amazaed at how quickly it drys!!


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Post 216

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

On my browser the "e" comes out with the "eyebrow" when I do this: é

It's that way on the sign, too, but then again, maybe your browser doesn't support that? I don't know. But "Coffee is good" is probably one of the most intelligent sentences I've ever heard, so you're on the list!

smiley - smiley

~Irving


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Post 217

Bluebottle

A regular? Oh dear - I may have to do some washing up afterall!


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Post 218

Roasted Amoeba

Would you like some good Tibetan toast, Brain?


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Post 219

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Actually, Blue, you may have a very large job on your hands over in the Bookclub 2 forum!

~Irving


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Post 220

The Brain

Tibetan toast sounds interesting. I suppose I can try some if it'll make you happy.
Woops, gotta disappear for a while, classes you know. Hold the toast for me,
*disappears in a puff of smoke, setting of the smoke alarms*


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