h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Fair enough, if you can live with that stench that's entirely your business.

I'm not sleeping in the dungeon, M'lud


I'll come back tomorrow and clean everywhere like a new penny

If you must, you must.

Was just reading the new front page.

Isn't it nice.

Very spacious and nothing seems to be in a hurry. Not too busy at all.

Very crisp and tidy. More like a magazine

Indeed, I got lost there reading one of the entries.

It's a bit scary, the place looks very professional.

I think I am perhaps out of my depth.

*begins to tidy up the Court Room, before going home for the night*


*checks diary*


Hmmm... Looks like we could have another full house next week, M'lud

Unless you want to cancel your list?

*throws da Judge a lifebelt*

*swims to shore*

Right Lil the washing's finished so if you are too you can go.


I'll see you about through the week no doubt.


Court is adjourned.

*ahem*

Keep the list.

Goodnight M'lud


*places the diary safely away until next weekend*


See you in the threads likkul

hiding from wd40 eh(plus)

I do like to be well oiled...

not many cases going on is there

Ah, so they didn't catch you either, prof?

The has gone AWOL - again.

... And the Diary is filling up with cases to be ignored

they can't catch the scarlet plimperpomperringanelerr! that easy

They'll never catch J.D. Salinger alive - or something