h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

PPpphheewww!


It whiffs down here!

Where are the lights?

Click, click, click

Bulb's gone.

How many gaolers does it take to change a light bulb, be b*ggered if I know?

Smell - I smell no smell.

Grope, grope - sorry, grope - ah! a stool ( now that smells)

I'll sit in this corner and wait.

Ummmmm..


*begins to wonder what she's let the Kangaroo Court in for*

It couldn't happen to a nicer kangaroo court.

I've got me eye patch, wart and tatoo wat sez 'Mother' all I need now is me keys and for the dentist to knock out me uvver front toof.

You're not related to the Prof are you?

Nah, but I wus in edukatshun fer a bit.

Eer, jeew mind oldin the fort while I aves me tea brake?

Until about three years back I wouldn't have understood anything of what you say, Grumpy.

*giggles*

Hello Bel!


I'm just watching how he's going to put the brake on his break

Wunderful fing edukashun, speshly fer then wots intercontinent.

I'm orf then fer me stop, brake.

*giggles*

Go, and enjoy it

Bye Grumpy. *waves*

lil, Grumpy's court position seems to be a case of 'nomen est omen' if ever I've seen one.

That's what I thought

I've ad a cuppa an' if yew dont object I'll get on down -

dun I needs a list - an inventorry or sumink?

Here's a find something to write on.. I will be back later


pheeew!

Nah shes gorn I;; make the plaice comffrey.

Oh Lord!

Yew called?

*giggles*


I didn't say 'Hello Lord'


Now, gerroff, before someone starts the 'Rumour Mill' off!


We are all alone down here

Dunnow, I ain't reelly hexplored awl th' crooks an nannies yet.

Are yew ready fer anivver?