h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm on Sade's side

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8QJmI_V3j4

bring back hanging!



- it helps mats to dry out

Oy!

Mind me Matt!

pointless on in a minuteI can get questions right on that

Hear ye', hear ye', hear ye', this Court is now in session and in tonight's proceedings we'll be hearing (or not depending if anyone turns up) the case against Richard 'Dickie' Attenborough and his dinosaur.

It is alleged that they delayed, disrupted, and generally caused loads of headaches in the transference of the site from our Auntie to it's present location. Although Dickie was not found on the site, in the site or behind the site, he is the only person with enough mosquitoes, amber and the technology to extract their dna and reproduce them in the quantity required to give our heroes headaches.

There is the charge so if you've any evidence or anyone would like to appear in defense of the accused speak up or forever hold your piece.

*watches all the 'lovies' holding their pieces*

*watches Lil holding her dinosaur-afflicted Matt - with tongs*

*Very carefully places the dinosaur evidence, ie The Matt before da' Judge*

Enough of the watching .... do something!


Have you anything to add or subtract from the information and evidence we have?

Maths isn't my strong point, M'lud

Right, regarding the

Lil's matt has been covered in dino poo that is now walked in to it - it's right in the threads now.

Any ideas how else it might have got there - apart from the obvious dino pooing on it?

I believe all the 'lovies holding their pieces' might be responsible, M'lud


Namely, one Sam Neill and one Jeffrey Goldblum, M'lud.

Only one Sam Neill? Is that sufficient?

Hmmm, so do you think Dickie was just ... used? Are you perhaps thinking his age and family connections should allow him the privilege of passing the buck to the luvvies with the pieces for the lax dinosaur security?

There were bucks running amok, too?

I didn't see those, M'lud


Mister Terrible if you wish to address the Court, please use a stamped addressed envelope

*procures envelope, reads it the Gettysburg Address, then stamps on it*

What now?

Stamps are going up, Lil.

Are we going with one or two Sams then?

A couple of bucks can do quite a bit of damage to 0s and 1s.

*notices Ivan tap dancing on the boards*

Nice technique, sir


M'lud! I believe a Jackson might be plenty for the stamp. He's also the other Sam

Oh L.

If there is a spare Sam Neill, I know my mother has long wished for one.