h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Too busy playing super , M'lud

I didn't really think there was much chance of him being ruptured.


I think we'll settle the dinosaur matter tomorrow evening to give the animal lovers a chance to fight their corner.

Yes, M'lud


All rise!


*opens diary and makes notes*

Must buy a new pen before this one runs out

Do you think that chap from the dungeon survived the move? I haven't heard of him since, perhaps he's stuck in hyperspace.

That's a worry.

If he hasn't turned up for work tomorrow evening we'll have to advertise for a new jailer.

I trust your Worship's decision, M'lud

Anything else, M'lud?


*stifling a *

No dear, get some sleep.


And be back tomorrow night for my ruling.

I thought corporal punishment was banned, M'lud!

Oh!.. NOT that type of ruling! Silly me


Tomorrow night as ordered!


G'night M'lud

Well remembered, Pierce.

I have to pass a ruling on the dinosaurs.

I don't suppose there's anybody about that would like to take them home as pets?

already got some

Well I guess you don't need any more them Prof.

This leaves me with a problem because there's never going to be enough room for them in the dungeon.

I think we'll have to grind them up to make dog food then.


Unless there's any takers, of course.

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home founddo you deliver ? (err! freepost of course)

*drops the diary with a loud BANG!*


Sorry M'lud

jurors are asleep

Sorry.. </>

(so'k)they've been clocked out, so they're not being paid

Looks like da Judge has fallen asleep too

yup

Lil, took you a while but glad you're here at last. It seems that the Prof has found good homes for the dinosaurs so have them dispatched to his home immediately.


Problem solved (or passed on to someone else).

What about compensation for me filthy Matt?