A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 12, 1999
*Stands gaurd dutifully over the brownies while Gwe7n suffers at the hands of the Grand High Inquisitor*
Don't worry, Jinx, everybody does.
~Sir Irving
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Jo (Dead) Posted Dec 12, 1999
Is that an official title? and what sorta Brownies are those? 
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 12, 1999
I belive that Irv will carry from this day forth the title of Champion of the CotTB. His gallant effort to care for and protect our dear Gw7en is a tribute to his knightly position. Hail Sir Irving.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 12, 1999
My official title is "Irving Washington -- Knight Protector of the Brownie". I think that stems from my membership in the Righteous Knights of Kettering, another good cult that you should all join. Together we could eat brownies and drink kumquat brandy! (which would be really self destructive, concidering the potency of these brownies).
But as "Knight Protector" I should be called "Sir", yes?
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Jo (Dead) Posted Dec 12, 1999
So that's it? You just have to wear armour and talk like they did in history and you get knighted?
Excuse me.
*dives under altar to search for her body armour*
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 12, 1999
Nah, you just gotta join a cult. The Righteous Knights of Kettering.
~Irving
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Hail and well met, Sir Irving! Thank thee for thy assistance in my time of direst need! Here, have one of Monsy's brownies. 
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 13, 1999
This is no cult, this is a highly orginised church. We all believe in the One True Brownie, how can this be a cult?? -Archbishop Marv
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Multivac Posted Dec 14, 1999
If there is one "true” brownie do you think anyone has ever eaten it by accident?? We do eat a lot of brownies after all...
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Jo (Dead) Posted Dec 14, 1999
I think it's....on show somewhere....*uncomforatble shuffle*....in a glass case?
Um...
(This could be hard to explain)
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 14, 1999
I currently belong to three h2g2 religions. The Righteous Knights of Kettering, The Church of the One True Brownie, and another one based around the researcher "God". God told me to club people on the heads until they accepted the true word of God, which is somewhat false. As far as I can tell, though, the only person who's been making sure I'm doing that is Lupa, the Devilish Fiend (that's her title, not an insult) and she smites me every time I do my job. That's why I traded in my club for this here whiffle bat!
~Irving
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Zed Posted Dec 14, 1999
It would be betht tto remember that all thmiting round here ith done >only< at the command of the mathter, for he ith mercthyfull.
Mathter, I hath finithed with Gw7en. It wath all done out of thight of the congregation. I do not belive thhe will do it again. Becauthe you are mercthyfull, thhe will be able to do otther tthings again, though.
Z
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Jo (Dead) Posted Dec 14, 1999
That's a relief. I was quite worried about those noises in the night...
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 14, 1999
Oh, that was just my little broomstick horsey.
~Irving
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shazzPRME Posted Dec 14, 1999
Ahah! Is this where you gather info for your gossip column Jinx!
Any chance of managing one this week?!
shazzPR
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- 221: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 12, 1999)
- 222: Jo (Dead) (Dec 12, 1999)
- 223: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Dec 12, 1999)
- 224: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 12, 1999)
- 225: Jo (Dead) (Dec 12, 1999)
- 226: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 12, 1999)
- 227: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 228: Jo (Dead) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 229: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Dec 13, 1999)
- 230: Jo (Dead) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 231: Researcher Horay II (Dec 13, 1999)
- 232: Jo (Dead) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 233: Multivac (Dec 14, 1999)
- 234: Jo (Dead) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 235: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 14, 1999)
- 236: Jo (Dead) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 237: Zed (Dec 14, 1999)
- 238: Jo (Dead) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 239: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 14, 1999)
- 240: shazzPRME (Dec 14, 1999)
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