h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I promise that I will never mention the h.... See, I can't even do it now! Thank you for curing me of my plight, Zed! I see now that what I did was wrong.

*drags her not quite broken fram over to reclaim her brownies*

These will taste even better now!

*takes a bite and falls into a brownie induced coma*

'Twould theem tthe betht we can do by way of a healer ith either a denitht or a ?furby exterminator?.

Curiouth. We've never really needed a healer before. Uthually, all we needed wath a deep hole.

Z

Thanks for not throwing me into the hole, Zed! I appreciate your restraint!

I think that I'll recover well enough, as long as I have plenty of Monsy's brownies - for medicinal purposes only!

How come i get so hungry every time i come here?

Reminds me of a friend of mine who is also a hobo At the university, they were having an assembly for aids awarness, made a whole big deal out of itWomen gave speach on the horrors of ignorance as my friend appluaded, smiling and cheering, as he stuffed his pockets with all the free food they were offeringAcationally he would make a comment to who ever happened not to move away from him in timePull off the two white tabs on the backOne at a timeor at the same time if your witty3-dozen eggs2-loaves of breadOr, go see flowers that bloom.

and thanx.

Hang on, Gwen. I'll check under my altar. I'm sure my half-Aunt gave me a pop-up-first aid kit a few Xmases ago...

Thanks, Jinx! I appreciate it!

Don't tthank me, tthank tthe Mathter. For he ith grate!

Z

And Thed ith the betht inquithitor I have on Thtaff. -Archbishop Marv

*emerges from beneath altar*

He's the only one isn't he?

Here you are Gwen. Stand back everyone please.

*throws a small green cube into the air which explodes at the peak of its ascent into a small robot covered with implements of healing*

"HI THERE!"

Nah I have two, but I can't remember the other one taking his duties very seriously. -Archbishop Marv

"MISS GWEN, WHAT HELP WILL YOU BE NEEDING?"

Useful little blighter isn't he?

He is lovely, Jinx!

*to the robot* Just a general once over should do it. Thanks.

Hello ? Hellooo there ?

Would you have any use for a conductor for your choir ?

TM.

P.S. Sorry about any spelling-errors, I am working remote on a AZERTY-keyboqrd...

Just to be difficult...
Okay robot, you heard Gwen. Get to work.

Good to have you aboard TM. Have a look about the place and settle yourself in. -Archbishop Marv

Oh, much better! Hey, watch it there, robot! The brownies are supposed to stay with *me*!



Welcome, TM. 'Bout time you stopped by! Brownie?

"BROWNIES ARE GOOD FOR MY SYSTEMN. PLEASE JUST ONE FOR BEING SO HELPFUL AND USEFUL?"

Hey TM!Another forum, we meet again!

See, I'm still wearing your T-shirt.

You're wearing an original TowelMaster T-shirt ??

Now about these Brownies..;I don't think we have them over here so you perhaps you would like to elaborate ? Are there any different flavours, am I totally wrong, etcetera... ?

TM.

BTW Who's in the choir then ?

Yeah! And the first one that I've seen.