h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I do not think that product plathment hath any bearing in thith church. Pleathe to ceathe. Or elthe!

Mari-Rae, pleathe to come in.

Z

We don't strike me as a very commercial lot for the most part either...

Here, Mari-Rae. Have one of monsy's special brownies. I think that you'll enjoy them!

Just try not to operate any heavy machinery after enjoying one of Monsy's Brownies.

*munching greedily* Whoa! Monsy can BAKE! *wanders into the church and is struck by a stained glass window depicting the Gathering of the Cocoa Beans* Wow, look at all the colors.

Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been 14 weeks now since my last posting! May the Great Brownie show mercy on my lost soul.

While I am reluctant to speak for the Great Brownie, I will give you absolution. Say five Hail Chocolates, and you are forgiven. -Archbishop Marv. (but if you sin again I may just have to get Zed on your caes as it were)

*thtandth menacthinly to one thide*

I await your command, mathter.

Z

*scurries under her altar to hide*

Ooh, I don't like Zedley when he's like that..

Hail Chocolate
Hail chocolate
Hail Chocolate
Hail chocolate
Hail Chocolate

Having gone through the experience, Zed's not so frightening - as long as he isn't pointed towards me.

*scuttles to get out from in front of Zed*

*looks doubtful*

Now Jinx, how many times have I let Zed go berserk without some consideration to life and limb of my faithful followers? -Archbishop Marv.

Marv since you're at my party I believe, sign me up and anyone else for the party, BYOB.

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=29962&thread=35434

DD

PS Marv your *whispers* secret stash is safe

I have discovered that other churches largely unfulfilling, so I find this movement fascinating.

I, Alaska, hereby affirm my whole-hearted dedication to the way of the brownie and the teachings of the venerable nut suppliers. I renounce any previous affiliations with the Church of the Lemon Filling and the Church of the Greenish Bread. It is my intention to serve here, and profess and pontificate on the greatness that can only be described as the True Brownie.

Please give me the post of “High Male Priestess of Brownies”

Alaska, DD Welcome, have fun enjoying our Brownies. -Archbishop Marv

Shouldn't that be High Priest or do you want a long complicated name?

I gave him what he asked for. And what is wrong with long names? -Archbishop Marv the Grate, Lourde of Tequila.

Indeed.
~Jinx(Ace of Hearts, Substitute for love, biologically inclined,one and lonely, fluff, squeek)

Glad to have that cleared up. -Marv the Grate, Archbishop Church of the True Brownie, Lourde of Tequilla

Jinx PR -

I am afraid that my name has already been tragically shortened. It used to be “High Male Priestess who Looketh Like a Man and Useth the Women’s Potty while Standing Upright and Shaving His Female Shoulders and Pondering All Things Brownies.” I decided to shorten it because I tended to confuse the congregation, and the confusion was inhibiting the consumption of the brownies.