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Your Grateness,

I need your advice about something that's been troubling me.
You see, it's like this... (blushes, squirms)
...I like Brownies WITH CREAM.
In your opinion, is this most likely to make me:

a) A true Believer.

b) A heretic, or

c) A fat bastard?

You were well to come to me my son and or daughter. Your Brownie can indeed have cream. I make no judgment save this, There should be No Blonde Brownies. (A blonde brownie is one that has no chocolate in it. Where anyone gets the idea that a brownie needs no chocolate is beyond me.) But always remember, they are suggestions only!

Now that the archiedude has spoken... My two squares is that eating chocolate brownies with cream makes you some kind of divine spirit (sainthood? perhaps) and will soon have -lots- of followers.

Your grateness,

Is it permissible for followers of the Brownie to celebrate Christmas?
Or should we wait for Browniemas Day - and if so, what date is that?

I say any excuse for Brownies soaked in heavy cream is a GoodThing®

Amen to that!

I second the notion that it is a good thing to use any holliday as an excuse to practice your faith. Be well in your thoughts as the Brownie is always there for you. If the Brownie seems to be away all you are required to do is mix a batch up and you will achive Brownielightenment. -Archbishop Marv.

Thank you, O grate one.
I'm going to be on holiday with my family and thus offline for most of the next fortnight - although I do hope to drop into h2g2 courtesy of West Yorkshire's only Internet cafe! But in case we don't speak again this side of the year 2000, I hope the festive season brings you much happiness - and, of course, many Brownies.

And I hope the same for you my friend.

*Passes out more brownies and cream*

'Nonnie

Forgive me father for I have strayed. It has been a number of months since my last Brownie.

I have committed the sin of dieting.

I thought I was in a bad way.

I forgive the both of you. Let us hope that we can let the Healthy Brownie recipie be found unto us these days.