A Conversation for New Millenium, New Cult - The Righteous Knights of Kettering
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Vladimir Posted Dec 13, 1999
Smitey smite. And burn ye and unto them a child was born in the small Northants town of Kettering and they did name him "" and so he was born and so on and thus and verily.
And then 3 wise Pariahs came to him and they did pronounce....
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Nilchii Posted Dec 13, 1999
... "Lo! thou art the child whose coming was foretold by the swill at the bottom of the bottle!"
And the child did say "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" for he was an infant.
The First Pariah spake and said, "We must shut this brat up," for yea! he was wise.
The Second Pariah offered whiskey as a solution, and he mixed it with the baby formula and gave it to the child named "", for lo! he also had wisdom.
The Third Pariah was the wisest of all, and he finished the whiskey himself.
And when the Pariahs had gone their stumbling way...
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 13, 1999
A light DID come down FROM the heavens and DID smite them WITH the biggest hangover that THEY had ever HAD the DISpleasure TO experiance! And the DID turn their eyes HEAVENward and the DID beSEECH the NARRATOR to STOP shouting as they WERE suffering FROM treMENDOUS headaches.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Jan 15, 2000
Hmmm... I'm bored. How long til the world ends?
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Jan 16, 2000
Yes, but, checking the page again, it's not til 2093... so we'll have to think of something else to do in the meantime...
~Irving
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Jan 16, 2000
Mayhaps. Will there be a prize for the winner?
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 16, 2000
I'd forgotton I was a member (tee hee) But if there is drinking to be done then it looks like I remeber in the nick of time! Bring on the kumkquats and the brandy!
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Jan 27, 2000
I've never not been a member...
~The Potentate
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Jan 29, 2000
I've not seen the man in seven weeks!
~Irving
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IAM Posted Feb 25, 2000
I have read the text of 'Is God dead or was Neitskschk kidding' and I feel like i was there at the birth of the Righteous Knights
I wish to join your cult and wollow in the blue tight topped californian babes and eat Ketering Pork Pies
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Feb 25, 2000
The WHOLE thread? Your devotion impresses me! but you'll have to get the attention of the others, as I have no control over membership!
~Irving Washington, Potentate of Pletheral Punishment
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IAM Posted Feb 25, 2000
But Merkin is on his quest and Vladimir cannot be contacted, so I must wait.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Feb 26, 2000
Seems like Vlad was around just 4 weeks ago...
~Irving
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Feb 26, 2000
We need our fearless leader to add our cult to Gargleblaster's list of clubs, gangs and cults on h2g2. There is a link to it from Peta's Picks.
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