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Vladimir Posted Mar 1, 2000
AAAAAAIiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!
Burn ye wallowers in fornication!
Babies brains, meltering leaden acid in the darkness of night... wailing anguish of thrice blown horns.. Now the time has come!
Does anyone know what happened to Merkin? The last I knew he was about to be elected Mayor of London and then i had one of Da Baron's fish and it all gets a bit hazy after that.......
.....
.....PLOP!
A wimba-weh A wimba-weh... Oooooaaiieooooo - ooo eee um bum baweeerr!
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 1, 2000
Thank Douglas you're back, Vlad! I've no clue where Merkin went, but we can't do too much without him! Well, we can, but it just wouldn't be the same!
By the way, did you just suggest that we all wallow in fornication? If the BBCs (Big Breasted Californians) are around, that might not be a bad idea!
~Irving
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Mar 4, 2000
IS Shazz still the nameless nemesis of Northampton or has the imminent removal of herself to foreign shores meant she has been renamed as the nameless nemesis of the Netherlands? Just curious.
And those tight top wearing Californian babes had better have some tight top wearing males amongst them for the salacious pleasure of myself.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 4, 2000
well, if you want to go recruit them, that's just fine, however, I have never felt the urge to discover wether my recruiting charm works on the men, as well. you could always just assume that all the males in this forum are as, um, californian, as you'd like..
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 6, 2000
you know, I can only do this with my right eyebrow, and not my left?
~Irving
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 19, 2000
Well of course I can do them both at once, but not the left one on it's own. Not really. Anyway, do the Knights want to participate in the upcoming H2G2 parade? We'd need a graphical artist...
~Irving
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Vladimir Posted Mar 20, 2000
Yes. I'd like to, but I don't have one.
(A graphic artist, that is... 
)
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 20, 2000
Perhaps we could look amongst ourselves for one. I'm not much of a visiual artist on my computer or in real life, but there's got to be someone!
~Irving
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Merkin Posted Mar 20, 2000
I thought my ears were burning. It's a funny old world. I were wandering in a desert of Brandyless despair, with neither hamsters nor nipple clamps for company. Long has been my journey in the land of the Berbers, and empty and ridden with pestilence was their land. I met a wizened old crone in Matmata who gave me these sage words of advice..."Don't drink the water, mate.", then stood up pulled her pants on and ran cackling into the dunes. 
But enough of this fearsome rhetoric. I'm in more need of a brandy than any man alive, excepting Vladimir, but then he's 732 years old, and so technically extant...
How the devil are y'all?
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Merkin Posted Mar 20, 2000
I wasn't aware any contortion of physical features was necessary for this particular transformation...
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 20, 2000
Merkin, or beloved leader, has returned! We should have a parade in his honor! Wait, we're already planning one, we just need a float...
Can you do anything brillian with computer graphics, Merkin?
~Irving
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Merkin Posted Mar 22, 2000
Yeesh, not sure, depends waht kind of think it is. I'm good at swirly amorphous masses, but not that hot on real art - illustrator type stuff. What does it need to be? Is it a photo-ey thing, or just something illustrating the ravages of war, famine and pestilence through the years?
So, anything exciting been happening around here since I got lost in the Sahara?
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 22, 2000
It's hard to inspire the masses when the leader is not present. 'Fraid that it's been rather dull. The float should reflect our cult -- not necissarily the violence we inflict, though that's an idea. We need a conceptualist, in addition to an artist then?
~Irving
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Merkin Posted Mar 23, 2000
Are there any other floats out there already, or any specs on size shape number of pics etc? When do we need to do them by? Why am I asking so many questions? Is my mind going? What is this cup I hold before me? No, hold, on that was another slightly eccentric cult leader...
Anyway, what's the most fantastic thing you've done so far in this damp squip of a millenium?
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Vladimir Posted Apr 3, 2000
I had some brandy and watched the cult wax and wane in popularity.
We must be firm with our members, dear brethren!
Boat Float Bloat
The bloaty boat float.
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