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Merkin Posted Oct 5, 1999
Strong words and true. I have made ready our temple with the new laws and words of wisdom spoken by our brethren.
"An darkenys had befallen ye kingdom, dank clouds and myreful watyers choked ye ferefyl hamlets of Northamtonshire. Feyn were ye legitymate bhurgers of Ketyrngh to face yon darkenys, and lo, wailing was emanation from theyre craven lips.
Yet y was an ynge manne. Oraynge was his raimente, and on his left and in his right stood maidens of bountifyl virtue and great might. And he fought ye darkeness the fullness of three score moons, and the darkeness was brought down, and the grynd brought forth strange fruits, and orange was theyre colour."
From 'The Book of Changes' c. 875AD
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Vladimir Posted Oct 5, 1999
...aah, The Book of Changes, one of the cornerstones of our faith.
"Witness, ye heretics. A shrouding mist descends upon the vale of Wicksteed, encompassing all that Kettering holds most dear. The Californians cometh, despoilers of Log Flumes. Go ye not into the dark light of dawn...Thrice damned Kettering, weep for your sins."- *Come to Sunny Kettering*, a Northamptonshire County Council Tourist Publication.
Another cornerstone.
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Vladimir Posted Oct 6, 1999
Today - Kettering, tomorrow......
......WELLINGBOROUGH!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahah.....
The Pariah of Pertitude.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 6, 1999
Will NO ONE tell me what "Ma'huish U'qui" means?
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Nilchii Posted Oct 7, 1999
Isn't that where dead Chthulhu lies dreaming? No, wait, that was R'lyeh...
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Nilchii Posted Oct 7, 1999
Heck with it, I'll start a Silver Spring branch! Tomorrow, Wheaton! (I bet none o' y'all's knows where Wheaton and Silver Spring are any better than I know where Kettering and Northumbertonlandsuffixsex are)
Call me the Magistrate of Maryland's Mammoth Mammaries, if you would please.
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Vladimir Posted Oct 8, 1999
OK Magistrate,
*singin'*
Consider yourself, at home..
Consider yourself, one of the famileeeeee..
Consider yourself...dum dummmmmmmmm,
It's clear, we're, going to get along...
Hey! Maryland! Isn't that where the cookies come from?
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 8, 1999
Kumquat brandy, the cultists drink of choice.
For the benefit of the 1 or 2 people who do not have caves fill of brandy, here is the receipe.
Scrub and prick about 700g of kumquats, then place them in a large glass jar with a well fitting lid. Add an equal weight of sugar, pour in a bottle of brandy then cover with the lid. Leave in a cool pantry, or cave, for six months, swishing gently every month or so, then strain off the liquer, drink and invade neighbouring countries.
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Merkin Posted Oct 8, 1999
That sounds extremely good. I bet it would make a great marinade for pies as well. Brandy Pork pies, ah sweet heavens!
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Vladimir Posted Oct 8, 1999
Mmmmmmm. Pork steeped in Kumquat Brandy baked in hot water crust pastry with some aspic jelly and grated kumquat zest.. I am slavering.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 8, 1999
Ah! Holiest of Days! He who will show us the Sacramental Brandy Hath revealed himself! For 'tis writ large (somewheres)
"AND let ye drink deep, AND let ye intoxicated become, FOR 'tis KUMquats in THE brandy, and SACred be the KUMquats. The KUMquats, kumQUATS, sacred they be. And SACred be the kUMQUats. QUATSkum. Nay, drinkest deep, DRINKest the KUMQUATS... (passes out from too much sacramental kumquat brandy)
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Merkin Posted Oct 8, 1999
Sheoruy ahm a byit psihhed...ish awl shese scumsquats... cumbathchs.. . quetzelats . . axyolotls ... whatever.
We have a new recruit! Welcome Enquay the Critical, although I've jsut checked his last posting and he seems to have changed his mind again. Hold on...
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Vladimir Posted Oct 8, 1999
Welcome, Enquay!
I must now disappear into the realms of emptiness for a Kebab.
*pop*
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 8, 1999
Well,as it happens,my uncle lives in Cresthaven Drive in Silver Springs......so there!!
shazz 
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 8, 1999
Are you guys intent on taking out ALL the bowling sites in Northampton!!
shazz
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 9, 1999
Most Righteous Knights of Kettering I bear wonderful news from that Mayorless town of infidels, London.
My two yarns on that venerable clannish fruit, the legendary KUMQUAT have been accepted as an official guide entry. It should be officially posted next week.
And there was rejoicing, mayhem and much drinking of kumquat brandy into the early hours of the new millennium.
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