h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I definitely agree with the hole punch! It's the same with a stapler, I find! I can waste so many staples just punching them into stuff that doesn't need staples. It's calming.

My cat doesn't get that peed off look from her fur being brushed up the wrong way unless we're combing it at the same time. Then she attacks the comb!

I find it strangely pleasurable to mention how an itchy head could be nits, because everyone's heads get really itchy at that!

1) Doing the dishwashing while listening to The Beatles

2) Shampooing my with flea shampoo, and her five kittens..



Stephen

P.S Hey, Guru Rogan Josh there is a huge horse race here in Oz called The Melbourne Cup. A few years ago a horse named Rogan Josh won it!!!!

I should try the fan+tv effect.

Have you ever watched a video/dvd of art attack, or any making stuff, in reverse. Brilliant

oh, yeah, that is really good! In fact, things done in reverse that can't be undone noremally are always great!

Talking of banging things: knocking one of those packaging rolls on the floor - the really big ones, one metre long, make a lovely deep note.

Taking my work boots off when I get home, and putting on heavenly, fluffy slippers!

L x

Getting a stapler, filling it to the gunnels, then sitting down and firing the whole lot into the bin

Going to the beach and diving straight into the surf.....don't even bother to tippy-toe my way into the water.....

Having a ciggie after The Prom's (a local music bar / resurant) Full English Breakfast....

Having a ciggie after The Prom's (a local music bar / resurant) Full English Breakfast....

Aye Johnny, you're singing from the same hymn sheet as me!

mmmn... eating lindt lindor choccies is heaven! I have just spent the past week skiing, then I've come home and eaten lindt choccies, and let me tell you that whilst skiing feels fulfilling, eating choccies straight after is incredible!

breaking the seal on new jar of coffee,
popping seaweed(organic bubble wrap!),
peeling off dried pva glue from fingers.

mmn... loving the last one!

opening a new screw jar of anything! The 'pop' sound is amazingly satisfying!

(Sorry about this)

Cleaning all the gunk out of your nose with a tissue after you've been on the London underground.

I must concur with the glue thing, though it's a mightily long time since I did it. Though not as long as perhaps it should have been - I was about twenty five, fixing a table and therefore in possession of a tub of wood glue. And possibly stoned (not that I'd condone or partake in the latter anymore: I really can't watch that much day time television).

I find that sniffing freshly laundered clothes is quite pleasurable.

There is nothing like that "glub glub glub" when you pour the first glass from a bottle of

Guru!, NICE!..first thing in the morning, not a pretty vision but funny & true.

mmn... yeah, that is very pleasurable!

Taking off my watch when I get home from work and taking my socks off for the evening.

sniffing super loudly, then refusing a tissue very polite by saying, 'No thankyou, I don't need it now, thankyou very much'