h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sniffs at the thought of MJ's nose*



Running your tongue along newly-cleaned teeth. (the smiley being an illustration and not a comment)

Tapping my fingers to the rythem of a song, tune or even a sentence.

Humming.

Walking aimlissly up and down at the bus stop waiting for a bus.

Snuggling into a freshly changed sheets

I thought of another one the other day but remember it

Having my hair brushed that was it.

Disappearing to the toilet and stealing a moment of solitude amidst the bustle of a railway station or airport.

"having my hair brushed" yeah, I quite like that one. I didn't used to but I've learned to adapt to 5 people stroking my hair.
Stroking animals.

Watching an old lady get cross with her telly and whack it with a slipper.


Priceless

I've never seen that. Old ladies getting cross with a son-in-law, and hitting them with a slipper, now that's entertainment!

i agree

Watching old ladies IN slippers can be quite amusing, especially if you happen to see them outside Woolworths

Saw an old lady in the (covered) shopping centre walking round with an umbrella. Watching people's reactions was great fun!

Watching peoples reactions when I have an umbrella is interesting. I'm leathal(sp?) with them. I don't use them anymore because once I got stuck in a tree with one! Don't ask.

Everybody had to start somewhere Miss Poppins

If only my bag was like hers!

Just tipping/throwing everything out of a bag or drawer.

Getting your winter coat out for the first time and finding a fiver in the pocket.

http://www.superlaugh.com/1/armpitfarts.htm

Old ladies do a lot of strange things!I should know

Teeth picking,[typed whilst picking my teeth]

picking my nose until it bleeds

getting a professional hair cut and then coming home and cutting myself again, cuz i suddenly decide i want it shorter (a little late). Almost always a mistake.

picking scabs. hate it when they bleed, then you got to wait for it to stop.

starting a book that you normally wouldn't read, where somebody else left off and then beating them to the end, but never reading the beginning.

edit: not cutting myself, but 'cutting my hair myself'
just in case

Was kind of worried about the ...Nice!