h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He never sends me one

It's hard to write with nails in your palms.

wandering back on topic for a minute....



Taking your socks off after a long day...

Ooh yeah Or putting a brand new pair of socks on in the morning

Try catching peanuts with holes in your hands. Notice JC never went to the pub when he came back

John Cleese, the messiah or Jesus Christ, the Messiah?
Irritating older siblings, for those who like to live dangerously.

John Cleese isn't dead yet, so the latter I presume

Psychologically torturing annoying younger siblings

Whats your preferred method of psychological torture. I like almost always there. They have no idea what to do. No matter how many uses they find for a or their pleas, there I am, scarily resembling the little girl from most horror films. Always there.

Tut tut @ you lot. Especially you SWL! You'll rot in...somewhere or other.

Another good one for the swimming pool (we prefer to say 'chez lido') is totally relaxing to look like you're a dead body floating in the water to see if someone jumps in to rescue you.

I'll rot in the ground like everyone else

Back on track - The adrenaline rush just after jumping off the top board at the pool.

Grinning nastily and mentioning that you've passed on a message saying he's at one G/F's place to the other


*Obviously only works with sibling who has more than one lover

...but it dosen't half make him jump

Well that options closed completely to me.

Sitting in the dark, as near to silence as possible, even with other people in the house.

Sneezing when you're alone, so that you can give it full vent.


ATCHOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo

I do that all the time. I've regularly caused people to scream and jump.

Oh, that was you was it? Nearly died i did




Waking up in the morning.......that's it, just waking up.

Well, at your age every new morning is a gift

This is getting mixed up with sarcasm only thread. I hardly know where I am anymore
Eating way too much and not even caring

I never have that pleasure Natolie

It's not that pleasurable to be honest, if you eat way, way, way too much. Then you get digestive discomfort.

A bloke one this - Picking your nose

Picking your nose.......from a book of noses in a plastic surgeon's waitng room.



*Note* The Micheal Jackson has been discontinued. Apparently interest has been dropping off recently.