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Caiman raptor elk - Escaping the Array


'I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you'


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Post 17402

paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

If a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to see it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.


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paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

If 2020 were a drink, it would be a coloscopy prep


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Post 17404

You can call me TC

There are loads of those on this YouTube video. They are all very clever, if not all laugh out loud funny. Take a look at the other, similar ones, too. I think this is Part 2.

https://youtu.be/YzZBZEB6D_0

http://youtu.be/YzZBZEB6D_0


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Post 17405

paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

[Thanks. I saw part one of that. Indian Hills is in Colorado.]


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Post 17406

paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

Butterfly - not a fly, not made of butter.
Whippoorwill - Doesn't have a whip, doesn't threaten Will
Homo Sapiens - Sometimes very Stultus
Guinea pig - not a pig, doesn't go around handing out guineas
Komodo Dragon, Dragonfly -- not really dragons
Prairie dog -- not really a dog
Sea horse -- not really a horse


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