h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Standing in the garden in the warm and light rain after a hot dry spell.

Finding a small amount of money in trouser pockets that I didn't take out last time I wore them.

PP

"Driving in the correct lane as someone, who got it wrong, tries to cut in."

It *can* be pleasurable - it depends on how hard they try.

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No contact, alongside - windows down, passenger (other car) giving the evils. You smile and politely yell 'Wrong lane.'

Its best if your car is down market and their's is 'something special'. Even better if car behind really 'hangs them out to dry'.

Its just the one who cut the lanes to get ahead. Old dears, tourists, etc. you slow and let in.

Ironing.

PP

Weirdo

Haha, I quite like ironing too. Except I end up ironing creases into it. I like ironing other peoples stuff for that reason

Why can you never iron out, a crease that you have accidentally ironed IN?

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Crease is the word....... Digging up home grown potatoes.

Eating home grown potatoes

lunchtime drinks in the sun!

Thursday afternoons at 2 pm - this is where we take turns at my job hosting a departemental coffee break with accompaniment. Today, one of my colleagues had brought carrot cake and

And a snooze afterwards!

Whoops - that was after the lunchtime drinks, not after the coffee party.

Pulverising into non existence at least one of the mosquitoes that's been feasting on me for the last couple of nights.

The bite on my big toe is just about the most itchy and infuriating I've ever had

Hello Mrs B, my feet are covered in bites too, but to stay relevent, I reckon I got bitten whilst engaging in the strangely pleasurable activity of blackberry picking with my grandson and his chum. Have you seen the price of blackberries in Waitrose? We must have picked a couple of pounds in half an hour, which Mrs Organ quickly converted to the loveliest crumble imaginable!

Picking out in growing hairs with a pin prior to having a shave.

Plucking out nose hairs.

Getting out my little multi tool and secretly aligning the slots of screw on random objects like lightswitch fittings or on hasps and staples.

Holding lots of dominoes in your hand at one time.

Twirling the dog lead around your hand as you walk.

Walking the rest of the teps but jumping the last few.

Nibbling and licking all the outer layers of chocolate bar and saving the centre bit till last.

Moving your pint at just the last second as some idiot tries to clunk their glass down on yours "Just trying to liven upi your pint for you"
I know how to liven my own pint up when I feel the need. Idiots!

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I would have to put that in the "little activities that seem fairly inoccuous but are actually pure evil torture" category!

It hardly hearts at all.

I dont know how you see masochism in that?

Still if you look around you might see the odd thread where I can be seen banging my head a against a brick wall.