me and mine
Need to know how deal with bear attacks? how to tell when you are sharing waterspace with a very annoyed shark? how to stop cats taking a dump in your dahlias? ,even how to deal with a ravenous bug-blatter beast if you stumble on one(a very stupid beast easily avoided if you've remembered your towel),if the info is vaguely practical i'll remember it!I hoard all these little gems inside my very strange brain, and even more worrying some i'll use! Animal behaviour/response a speciality and the area where the info has been field tested(literally on occasion) but i'm happy to help with anything I can.
Questions to [email protected] (not a link)Please be patient as sometimes I may be in the middle of a strategic retreat from something carnivorous and/or annoyed, but I will answer all that I can.
P.S Not Dr Doolittle so if you are looking to have an in depth conversation with any animal good luck and best you don't ask me for advice(I won't be helpful,sorry)
PPS. Dont think that knowing the appropriate response will save you from injury I have several interesting scars which serve as a reminder, evolution has given much faster reactions to seemingly innocuous animals.Take any injurys with good grace(and a broad spectrum antibiotic) and thank the lord(allah,budda,jahwah whatever) you are walking or limping away, err if you are that is.Latest Messages
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