h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like otters too. Seals are better. Pinniped is a seal

I've met Pinniped. But we're not really acquainted. I like his AWW entries. And he seems interesting. I'll have to get to know him better.

Project for August......get to know Pinniped.

The seal and walrus show at Sea World is funny. It's about my favorite thing at Sea World.

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You don't know Pin? But he's part of the AWW gang (An abstract thing I have in my head)

You should. He's a nice guy really and a brilliant writer.

I spend so much time helping you reach your personal best records that I don't have time to chat with Pinniped.

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I'll give you some time off

Have you read his entry on his son? It's incredible. He has a lot of hilarious entries along with some great serious stuff.

Yep. Excellent. He's a pleasure to read.

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Does Pinniped actually have a seal?

I think a very tasteful tattoo of a hummingbird drinking nectar from a clump of lavendar would look good on my back. The lavendar could start at the base of my spine and the hummingbird could meet it just below where the dragon fire stops.

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No, Pinniped is a seal.

Perhaps a seal tattoo? Hmm

Well, maybe. It would be better than a shark. I'm not having a shark.

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Come on. It won't bite, but you can make poor jokes that you will

Too ugly. I only want nice tattoos. I'm not going to have a tattoo of a baboon's butt, either.

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Hmph

Spoil sport. How about a book? (I'm never going to let go of the Library Director thing )

Only if it's a first edition with leather binding and gilt edged pages. Don't try to get me drunk and tattoo a trashy mmp on my thigh.

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That's the beauty of drawing things. It's less expensive than buying them...

And I expect you to pay for color tattoos. I'm not into the Pacific Islander look.

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Black and white are colors...

Don't get technical on me. I'm on my third g&t and am getting cranky.

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How technical are colors?

(That's BLACK sheep)

So black and white are colors. Sheesh. You have to be so precise around here.

I want my tattoos to be colors other than black and white. And if your isn't careful, I'll put a tattoo of that BoPeep chick in plain sight where he'll have to look at it.

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No one threatens ! You'll never work in the carnival industry in this town again. (Oakwood from my end)