h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like Baltimore! But what do you mean "Frank was supposedly transferred there"?

Think he's an Oriole's fan?

Well, I found out later that he had the option of going or not. And he wanted to be back on the east coast. So he told me that he was terribly sorry, but the company had made the decision, yada yada.

Maybe it's ok for a visit. If you're young and don't mind running for your life every time you step out of your car. The only good thing about it was the delis. You can get a decent sandwich in Baltimore...as opposed to here where they thing head cheese is high class.

Ah. I see. What's head cheese?

I can't remember if I've ever been to Baltimore actually. Hold on...

And no, he's not an Oriols fan. Poor man likes the Redsox!

*rolls on the floor laughing*

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This keyboard is driving me crazy. The space bar is going and now it looks like some of the keys are as well. I hate it when that happens. I have to actually pay attention to what I'm writing.

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*joins H on the floor laughing*

My space bar is out too.

Yeah. What a hoot!

What is it with these keyboards? Most annoying.

Gotta go check on my neighbor. The ambulance was just there and they took him to the hospital. Hope he's ok.

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I was trying to clean mine and messed up all the keys

Hope he's okay

No one is home. I called both hospitals and neither said he's been admitted. So I don't know anything. Bummer. He's pretty old and hasn't been feeling too great. But he took his regular walk this morning. Maybe they'll treat him in the ER and send him home.

Ah! Did you use the compressed air? That is semi-effective. Or you can take a nail file and pull the space bar up and clean underneath it.

When is your e-mail interview going to be in ?

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No, I just used Q-Tips I just went on top, not under, but I guess I pressed too hard on the space bar.

I don't know when it will be in. There are some people in line in front of me. And Awix is still asking questions.

I'm sure it will be great when it actually appears. I'm looking forward to it.

I've decided on a dragon tattoo - a lovely irridescent blue with fuscia highlights - on my right shoulder. And a fuscia dragon with lovely irridescent blue highlights on my left shoulder. Both breathing flames that meet in the center and cascade down my spine. That's all I've come up with so far.

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No- it has to look like this -

Why does it have to look like that? And the fuscia one does look pretty much like that. And besides, I don't want to be mistaken for Karen, the lady.

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Well the smileys are all we have for tatoos

So 42--->42

Why can't we just get someone to make me a bearded lady smiley? Shouldn't be too hard. I'll bet that's one smiley suggestion not already on the list.

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And if the beard is 8 feet long, then my hair will have to be of equal length or I'll tip over frontwards. No one is going to see the tattoos anyway. Unless they pay double, of course.

Try

Nah, we need to save that one for the stripper. Besides, I like

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No, the stripped would be

Not in my generation it wouldn't. It would be

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Okay. Good point.

... I love a good cheese cake