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Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Post Team Posted Sep 2, 2004
~Greebo eats seven doughnuts and patiently awaits more...~
That peas still there you know... must be terribly uncomfortable
Greebs..xx
Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 2, 2004
*a grumpy 
enters, stumbling over her too big shoes, with a white box in her left hand*
The words spreads around quickly at a circus - hi Greebo...
*hands Greebs the white box, containing stuff bought at one of the many stalls*
*collapses in a chair with a moan*
These shoes are killing me, you know! I don't know what's worse - too big or too small shoes!
And all this paint on my face gives me rashes!
Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Hypatia Posted Sep 2, 2004
*decides to make the trapeze boy a carrot cake in hopes of improving his vision---removes the pea from her beard and drops it into the batter*
*looks at the rash on the clown's face.....offers a soothing benedryl cream and bandaids for her heels*
Has anyone seen the fortune teller?
Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Wolfgang and Houndstooth Posted Sep 2, 2004
Red Hots! Get yer Red Hots! 
Popcorn! Butter 10 p extra! Get yer popcorn here! 
Cold drinks! Beer! Root Bear! Lemonade! 
Red Hots! Get yer Red Hots!
Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Hypatia Posted Sep 3, 2004
I'll take a hot dog, please, Wolfgang.
*throws her beard over her shoulder so it won't get mustard stained*
And a root beer.
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