h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lucky guess. Actually, I never heard of the guy.

H

I didn't figger
Oh, did you know that Stan Musial was actually an Arby's salesman that wandered onto the field and never left?

Did you know that Pete Rose is currently an Arby's salesman?

H

Pah.
He's a Cinncinnatian anyway

Well, it follows since Arby's is the Cincinnati version of classy dining.

H

I don't take that insult, 'cos Dayton is miles from Cincy

Whereas around here, barbecue is the meal of choice for really classy occassions. Slap some sauce on that pig and smoke that puppy.

This is definitely not finger bowl territory.

H

The sort of pig that looks like a pig or the meat?
Uch. I can't stand the meat that looks like what it is...

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The sort of pig that looks like a pig or the meat?
Uch. I can't stand the meat that looks like what it is...

Not whole hogs with eyes. Cut into slabs of ribs and fresh hams. And we smoke beef ribs and briskets.

I don't like to eat fish with the heads still on them. I don't want my food looking at me.

H

I'm going to go throw up now
'scuse me...

Sorry.

I promise never to feed you anything with it's face still intact.

H

Why thank you I had a fish I had caught and skinned once
Well I didn't eat it... I pretended to

If you skinned it, it must have been a catfish.

I like catfish rolled in cornmeal and fried.

H

I dunno if I skinned or scaled it
I think I scaled it, 'cos sequins came off

Definitely scaled.

Did you catch this amazing creature in Kentucky?

H

Actually, I did
Any fish from Ohio are brown

Brown ? Eeeuuuwwww.

H

Well down south anyway.
Up north is quite nice

* moves restlessly in a corner*

This place is turning far too chatty for my liking, can't get a decent nap here...

*stumbling off in search of other attractions*