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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 6, 2004
you know it would be easyer to understand him without that cotton wool in his mouth.. someone see to it.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 6, 2004
*apologises and removes cotton wool with a pair of tongs*
Want that glass of beer yet rat?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 7, 2004
*throws off the sign* Are you guys daft? SuperMOO is a cow, evilCLAW is a cat! Get the cow! *pulls gold out of the freezer* And these are real gold candy coins! NOt chocolate ones...
*paints a giant bulls-eye (forgive the pun) on supermoo* Get him! *teleports out so as not to be confused for a cow again*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 7, 2004
*did in fact invite the right person for dinner*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 7, 2004
...hmmm...*put's on a duck costume...*
He's the wabbit...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 8, 2004
Get him! He still has the bulls-eye on him!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 8, 2004
*gets a crossbow and loads it with a resounding click*
Oooooh Bullseye... 
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 8, 2004
...well if you hit the bullseye you lose...then you don't get the stuffed animal...Plus...can't you tell that that is really SuperMoo in desquise as me...I mean...I'm not THAT fat...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 8, 2004
hit the bulls-eye with several sharp objects and if the red fluid comes out for a while and then stops you win this bag of gold equal to the cost of hiring the assassin's guild to kill someone. What a coincedence !
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 8, 2004
*appears bearing plate of cookies but quickly draws knife out from under it and stabs repeatedly at the bullseye*
Hi Im from the local Girl Guides. Would you like to buy a cookie? 
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 9, 2004
...er...*looks down*
do they stop bleeding and can I kill someone with them...?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 9, 2004
Whee! Girl GUide cookies. I'll get three boxes of STABSUPERMOOMORE! and peanut butter. And maybe a box of the mints
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 9, 2004
*takes some SALTS out of his pocket and appwies wibbawawy*
AHHHH IT BURN OUCH IT STINGS LIKE NOTHING ELSE AHHHH PAIN!!!
*wound heals and blood stops flowing*
...yay...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 9, 2004
Gah! I almost rue creating that STUFF! *applies to freedom fries* Almost.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 10, 2004
...now you have to pay them since I started bleeding and now it stopped......
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 10, 2004
*grumbles and pays the piper* I'll pay you again if you can get him to die this time. And then i'll painfully ressurect you. Oh, yes... I'm still hung up on that... or was that the overmind... oh well... it will still be carthartic!
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invisiblespace_rat Posted Oct 10, 2004
Rat slowly regains consciousness. His ears hurt,
his tail hurts and his flanks hurt. His mouth feels
like a camel has p*ssed into it and his stomach is empty.
(His underwear is not empty however.)He open his eyes and
gauges his situation. Using his mind-control powers, rat manages
to open a psychic channel to his home planet, then beams a short
message: "I think I may be having some difficulties here...better
beam me up, Scotty!" His eyes close again, and he uses what remains of his strength to begin to heal his wounds. A tiny smirk plays on his lips briefly as he imagines himself ravaging Rosemary...with his eyes still closed, he begins a strange shamanic chant...
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invisiblespace_rat Posted Oct 10, 2004
Oomba Woomba Toowoomba Freewoomba Arrr Arrr RAT
Oomba Woomba Toowoomba Freewoomba Arrr Arrr RUTHLESSLY
Oomba Woomba Toowoomba Freewoomba Arrr Arrr RAVAGING
Oomba Woomba Toowoomba Freewoomba Arrr Arrr ROSEMARY
Katoomba Choonder Inn Yoonder Poonder LET IT BE SO
AMEN 
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 10, 2004
*starts saying Lord's Prayer very loudly in mind whilst remaining alert for gunmen*
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- 921: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 6, 2004)
- 922: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 6, 2004)
- 923: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 7, 2004)
- 924: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 7, 2004)
- 925: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 7, 2004)
- 926: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 8, 2004)
- 927: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 8, 2004)
- 928: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 8, 2004)
- 929: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 8, 2004)
- 930: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 8, 2004)
- 931: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 9, 2004)
- 932: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 9, 2004)
- 933: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 9, 2004)
- 934: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 9, 2004)
- 935: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 9, 2004)
- 936: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 10, 2004)
- 937: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 10, 2004)
- 938: invisiblespace_rat (Oct 10, 2004)
- 939: invisiblespace_rat (Oct 10, 2004)
- 940: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 10, 2004)
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