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invisiblespace_rat Posted Oct 3, 2004
Is there any one particular rat you had in mind, Rosemary?
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 3, 2004
Oh hes come round!
*grabs invisiblespace_rat and hangs him by his ears from the clamps*
Now...what exactly did you think you were doing?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 3, 2004
*a kitten walks into the chamber*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 3, 2004
Ah you've arrived...
Would you care to continue? I shall of course assist with equipment if you wish
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 3, 2004
*the kitten winds its way around Kat*
take him to the rack... i would say the wheel but I'm feeling charatable... 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 3, 2004
*unclips rat and straps him onto the rack*
Oh Ive got these new crocodile clips
*attaches 3 clips to each rat ear*
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invisiblespace_rat Posted Oct 4, 2004
rat opens his eyes again, 
at Dr Anthea, and says "My, you're certainly looking suave today ... is that a new hairstyle? And you, Kat - have you lost some weight? You seem to be looking lighter! I am feeling a little peckish, is there any roast duck available? Also, I seem to have misplaced my 
- would someone be kind enough to fetch it for me ...?"
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 4, 2004
*hisses at invisablerat*
No Duck to be eaten...
no... duck or..
Or there union will be after us to pay out on that insurence we gave them... 
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invisiblespace_rat Posted Oct 4, 2004
Is there any then? I'm terribly thirsty...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 4, 2004
*punctures a hole through one of rats ears*
You may NOT ask questions, you may NOT speak out of turn.
Anthea....
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 4, 2004
*in glacial tones* Well, I reckon that mr rat can have his poisoned beer if he wants.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 4, 2004
Oh why not...no wait. Dont give it to him yet...wait until he really IS thirsty....
*lights chamber fires and stuffs the rats mouth with cotton wool*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 4, 2004
*gets some sault* 
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 4, 2004
i know he may not be a 1am surfer, but have you noticedthe rat's reluctance to stick around
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 5, 2004
Awwww he's got baby rats! I mean ahem 
Right...ooohhh let's pluck his hairs out
*starts at haunches*
You know you could always promise not to touch the ducks and we'd be happy to provide something else and to let you escape with just a few problems
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- 901: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 3, 2004)
- 902: invisiblespace_rat (Oct 3, 2004)
- 903: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 3, 2004)
- 904: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 3, 2004)
- 905: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 3, 2004)
- 906: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 3, 2004)
- 907: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 3, 2004)
- 908: invisiblespace_rat (Oct 4, 2004)
- 909: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 4, 2004)
- 910: invisiblespace_rat (Oct 4, 2004)
- 911: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 4, 2004)
- 912: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 4, 2004)
- 913: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 4, 2004)
- 914: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 4, 2004)
- 915: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 4, 2004)
- 916: invisiblespace_rat (Oct 5, 2004)
- 917: invisiblespace_rat (Oct 5, 2004)
- 918: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 5, 2004)
- 919: invisiblespace_rat (Oct 6, 2004)
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