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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 1, 2004
I'll hire you to try to assasinate supermoo... as a joke. Don't really kill him too badly. How many gold-gilded leaves would that cost?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 1, 2004
well you can have a joke contract for oh.. a tree
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 1, 2004
*shakes head is despair*
We're never going to be a lucrative empire if we deal like this...could we just scare everyone into giving us money?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 1, 2004
*Hands over a bag of solid gold coins* I don't have a tree. Will this do?
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 1, 2004
*quickly leaps in before anthea*
Oh yes thats perfcetly acceptable. Thank you...sign here please...
*drags anthea forward*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 1, 2004
*signs "Mister Dragonfly Man Person IceCream Server Guy" on the paper*
*and then changes his mind and changes the signature to "EvilClaw"*
How soon can you kill him?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 1, 2004
we can get onto it as soon as kat gives me the money and stops spending it on cloakes... 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 1, 2004
ah...i...*guiltily hands over money*
But dont you just adore this new one? See the way it swirls and look at this lining!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 1, 2004
*puts on a sign that says EvilClaw*
THERE HE IS, GET HIM!!!
*points at the actual EvilClaw*
oh and do make sure to put those coins into the freezer before they melt... melted chocolate can be so messy...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 1, 2004
yes.. it looks like very very fine silk...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 1, 2004
if this is chocolate then...
I will be very very annoyed...
I didnt know Evilclaw was a cow.. i was expecting something... different
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 1, 2004
*ghosts behind Moo* Would you care to have dinner with me? Ive got some lovely cake that Anthea made this afternoon and I was planning on making some great things...
*aside* are they choc? If so then I wont have Moo to dinner
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 1, 2004
if all else fails I will take them back and eat them...
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invisiblespace_rat Posted Oct 2, 2004
Excuse me, did anyone drag in a space rat?
NO ??? OK
OK, just checking, I must be on my way again.
(Runs out chuckling in an evil fashion)
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 2, 2004
thats one fast rat
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 3, 2004
*sighs and slaps head with hand*
Right...I'll be needing a tail grip, claw pullers, ear clamps, tweezers...
Oh and Moo you never took me up on my dinner invite
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 3, 2004
*points laser at rat's stomach whilst passing instruments.* If you move a muscle I'll burn you to a cinder. *checks doors are sealed* I wouldn't try escaping, duck eater
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 3, 2004
It pains me that assassins would stoop so low as to go after the creatures that make our coffee, mend our clothes, make our beds, shine our shoes. It is my belief that ingratitude of this level must be punished! For is it fair that these ducks, whose aim is to make our lives as easy as possible, must live in terror? I say that it is NOT!
*punches air to applause*
Ahem...so...oh could you start heating the poker and brand please? I suppose we'll need to wait until he comes round
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 3, 2004
surely the poker will wake him up with a shock. *puts on heat proof gloves and puts irons in fire*
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- 881: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 1, 2004)
- 882: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 1, 2004)
- 883: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 1, 2004)
- 884: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 1, 2004)
- 885: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 1, 2004)
- 886: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 1, 2004)
- 887: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 1, 2004)
- 888: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 1, 2004)
- 889: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 1, 2004)
- 890: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 1, 2004)
- 891: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 1, 2004)
- 892: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 1, 2004)
- 893: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 1, 2004)
- 894: invisiblespace_rat (Oct 2, 2004)
- 895: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 2, 2004)
- 896: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 3, 2004)
- 897: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 3, 2004)
- 898: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 3, 2004)
- 899: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 3, 2004)
- 900: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 3, 2004)
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